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| 151) You spot a LotR poster on one of those display racks thingies, but when you find out that they all sold out, you throw a fit in the store and demand to be given that one 152) You have mastered the art of changing any topic to Lord of the Rings 153) You bought the bootleg DVD, but also plan on buying the actual one, for better quality and extra footage 154) You think that Sauron has corrupted fanfiction.net and AOL (haha) 155) You think that although Sauron has corrupted fanfiction.net and AOL, cheesecake, french fries, and other good foods are safe, because they are considered "holy" 156) You believe that the world was created by Il�vatar, and the Ainur created the features of the earth 157) When you are asked to explain the creation of the earth through mythology, you say the above, and say that it actually *did* happen...... 158) .....and you get dragged off to a nice, white, padded room for the above 159) You think your nice, white, padded room is Caradhras, and try to walk on the "snow", since you are an Elf 160) You buy/have 9 pets and name them after the Fellowship 161) You have more than 9 pets, and name them after the other characters 162) You refer to elephants as oliphaunts 163) You also refer to oliphaunts as m�mak/m�makil 164) You take singing lessons, so you can sing nicely like everyone else does 165) You wear one of the other rings (the Elven, Dwarvish, or Mens' rings) and claim you are the owner of the ring 166) You quickly turn your head towards the direction of the words "fellowship," "ring," etc. 167) You bought the National Geographic documentary of Lord of the Rings 168) You stay up til the wee hours of the night to stay up and tape the actors on talk shows (it's important that you watch as you're taping, you can't just use the timer button!) 169) You have to do an independent study project, and your topic is Lord of the Rings/ something having to do with Lord of the Rings (AHEM) 170) You associate everything to something from Lord of the Rings (for example, you say that those vanilla wafer things are lembas 171) You think that Lord of the Rings is the best thing that ever happened to you 172) You can talk about Lord of the Rings for a whole day, yet still be able to add something to that the next day 173) You go shopping for the sole purpose of buying LotR stuff 174) Whenever someone says that Lord of the Rings is not the best book, you turn menacingly on them...... 175) .....and when you get dragged off to the principal's office for "attempted murder" you say that you were only trying to defend Lord of the Rings..... 176) You have many, many pictures of LotR related stuff taped on your school supplies 177) You suffer world record hangovers from drinking so many pints 178) You are torn between two different names for your horse: Asfaloth or Shadowfax 179) So torn between the two names, you just name it after the horse that your favorite character rode (Aragorn got Hasufel, and Legolas and Gimli got Arod) 180) If you get a pony, you name it Bill 181) When you can't get a Lord of the Rings poster, you slink away to put it back, saying loudly, "I'm sorry! I shall come again, fair poster! I"m sorry!! Nam�ri�!!!" and wail and complain the rest of the day ::whistles:: 182) When you *finally* find a Lord of the Rings book mark, you shriek and yell and cause a few heads to be turned towards you.... 183) You buy The Languages of Tolkien's Middle-earth 184) You buy a mirror resembling a bird bath.... 185) ....And frequently fill it up with water and look in it to see "things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass." 186) You dare not touch the water!! 187) The day before the trailer of The Two Towers premiered, you stayed awake all night from the anticipation 188) The same will happen with The Return of the King 189) You buy the Lord of the Rings Role-Playing game, and the other games 190) You break into song while dancing on tables, taking baths, walking, fending off giant spiders, almost anywhere and anywhere 191) You respect trees, because they might be Ents gone Tree-ish 192) You save the reciepts to all of your Lord of the Rings merchandise 193) You seek refuge from being chased by a damn Britney Spears singing poster in the toy store by going to your Lord of the Rings action figures in the store 194) You make a Hobbit Crossing sign and put it up in the woods ::whistles:: 195) You call all of the black cars and their owners "Ringwraiths" 196) You do this while filming your oh-so-dreadful version of Lord of the Rings and yell "Get off the road!!" when the "Ringwraiths" come along ::whistles:: 197) While taping your movie, you call an old lady walking her dog a "Ringwraith" and you catch her on tape ::whistles:: 198) When this movie that you are forced to watch in school has trailers of the Fellowshipof the Ring, you suddenly snap your attention when it's showing, but when it's not, you sink back into your deep torpor.... 199) You wear one of those hooded baby towels (preferrably grey) and you pin it with a leaf pin near the neck and you go around in your new cloak, scaring innocent bystanders (lol, I did this, but the cloak sadly was not grey......^_^;; ) 200) You see those Lord of the Rings display things in the bookstores (ya know, the poster things, or little cardboardish paper things?) and you take it.....or you bribe the manager |
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