Q: How did Carlos C. Carlos acquire the nickname "No Hands"?
A: It�s not a nickname. He has no hands.
Q: Why are The Anachronisms sometimes referred to as The Anchovies?
A: "Anchovies" is a corruption of "Ansheviks." The Ansheviks were a faction of the Russian Communist party who in 1917 wanted to replace the term communism with modern fulfilling lifestyle.
Q: Why are The Anachronisms sometimes referred to as The Teamster Choir?
A: From 1948 to 1953 the members of the Anachronisms formed the baritone section if the Teamster choir of Ypsilanti, Michigan.
Q: Which members of The Anachronisms are single?
A: This issue is currently before the courts, so we are unable to comment on it.
Q: Does The Anachronisms� recording of a song about Matts Scooter imply that they consider him to be the greatest harness horse of all time?
A: While The Anachronisms consider Matts Scooter to be one of the greatest harness horses of all time, their choice as the greatest is the immortal Greyhound.
Q: What is The Anachronisms� connection with the French poet Guillevic?
A: From 1971 to 1974 Guillevic was a member of The Anachronisms� bowling team.
Q: Do the Anachronisms wear jockeys or boxers?
A: Of course they do. They�re not pigs.
Q: When will Dulcimer C. Zither admit that he is the father of my child?
A: Never, Mrs. Zither.