Wanna See A'Lil Somthin?

Here is a picture of the mighty Christian fleeing battle while "curtis"(the man on the horse) dashes gloriously into battle. Curtis died that day.

This is the only surviving picture of the mighty man himself defeating the legendary Kraken. In this picture Christian charges in and destroys the beast!

Here we see the mighty battle that Christia(aka King Arthur) defeated all things evil that day. Later the legendary wizard Merlin Gave him the legendary attack that today we call "passing the gas".

The Legend even manages to accidentally photobomb an epic battle of crocodiles.

Here is a wonderful example of Christian heeding life in the right direction. Here we see Christian helping all of the animals on to the ark.