In this page you will learn a little bit, if not a lot about me. It�s kind of like my little story hour, where I will rant on about life and its random occurrences. It�s a place to express my ideas and a few of my thoughts, but don�t expect it to get too personal, even though it probably will be. I will hopefully be posting entries everyday, weather or not that is reasonable, time will tell, but for now I will tell you a little bit about me.
Who: Ted Coultas
What: A Male, YAY
When: January 1st, 1982
Why: at first, the goal in life was simply to take over Canada, while that is still on the list its no longer priority. The goal is now to enjoy life while contemplating further schooling.
Where: Born in soviet union, I was the son of a Russian doctor and a young thespian mother, I was put up for adoption when I was about 1 because my parents were killed in a tragic logging accident. An American couple, who I live with now and who I consider my own parents, adopted me. For the most part I live a happy, debt free life where I encourage young people like my self to take a stand against things like archery, peaches and the occasional bloodletting.
That�s pretty much it about me, so if you have any questions just ask them in the guest book and I will get back to you. Oh yeah, none of the stuff above is true, except for my name....and the Male part, but you probably already knew that.
If you need to send an email just use the site one; [email protected]
Or, you can use my AIM NAME: Appleyarder
Armadilos
The space Program
Mark
Pineapple
(the) Pixies
Skating
the British
not the French
Piano
Huntington Beach
Tight Pants
Water
Squirt guns
Memento
Jonny Depp (hes a baller shot caller, watch fear and loathing in las vegas)
Ninja Turtles
Depressing music
Hair Metel
The revolution
Jimmy Page
Kurt Cobain
Puppies
Oranges
Geoff Rowley
Kylie Minouge
Basketball(hmmm, thats a lie, sorry)
Switzerland
Bullets
Long sleve button ups( with snaps prefered)
Poetry
Friends
Pickles(how can you not, they're only 5 calories each)
The time between periods at school
Weekends
Summer
Lists that arent this long
That leaves me with one more, The one everyone had been waiting for even though they know it will show up eventually because they know im a guy,.
Gay Guys
HAHAHAHAAHA, Just Kidding Kiddies, For a second there I was lmgdmfao. No, I was talking about
Girls
I dont know why I put that there though, all girls do is rip you to shreds anyways, why is it we like them so much, or guys if you are a girl. We love them because, lets face it, We NEED them. This list could be indefinatley long but seriousely, what would be the point of that. Later Folks
