Look at me, I'm Godzilla....RAR!
The weekend is 2 days gone, and it still hasn't sunk in. I just cant seem to get back into grove, and its not because the weekend was anythign special, i think its just that i didnt go to school yesterday, so today is like my monday. Correction actually, I kinda went to school yesterday, for like half, but it was fun school, not lame, gay, worthless piece of piss school. So thats wasnt that bad. The only bad part about sleeping in yesterday was my dad, for some reason he thinks the worst thing you can do is not go to school, when in reality the worst thing you can do is take kids' candy on halloween after they have worked and sweated and tricked people for that cany, I feel, and judith totally agrees, that bag snatching is on the same level of back robing, so dont do it. Unless you like shotgun barrels being fired repeatedly up you ass. So back to my initial thought, the one about my dad being pissed off. He grounded me from driving after school, so i can only drive to and from school every day. This was really that big a deal, and i just blew it off cuz doing things after school isnt really something that i live for, It's only for a week right? Yeah, a whole week, thats when it hurt, at first i thought he just meant the school week, because seriously, who would seriously do that to their kid, I live for the weekend even though i dont really do anything. I just thought he meant 5 lousy school days but I obviously mistranslated whcih lead to a heart attack on my part. So now i cant drive anywhere this weekend, But a heated argument backed by incredulous abouts of logic seemed to soften him up and he said he would tell me his finally decision on tuesday when he gets home from work, which is in a couple of hours, so cross your fingers and hope that you die before ted kills you in a fit of rage because he weekend is ruined. Other than that monday was alright, not even sure if i was talking about monday in the first place, but it was alright. Today though, wow, what a day. Same day that I have been daying since school started, what i mean is this day was no different than any other weekday, so it was pretty boring. Woke up, didnt have time to take a shower, so that sucked, drove to school, that sucked to, just cuz driving to school always sucks. I wish my drive to school was like an hour long, its like that final barrier, the last line of defence from school, so to make it a really really long one would just be plain awesome. Unfortuanatly my parents dont really want to move to seattle so im forced to an 8 to 10 minute drive. I get to school, barely make it through math alive because of a moronic substatute and the girls at my table who had another gayly conversation
HAHAHAHAHAHA ok, the word gayly was an accident but im not gonna change it, its hilarious i think, Its gay and daily put to gether which is just how those girls' conversations are, its like the ulimate combo, like a ritz cracker with a slice of cheese, you people dont have to agree with me but i though it was pretty rad. I forget what thos kinds of words are called but i know it somewhere in my subconsious. Its odd because daily and gay dont seem to resemble eachother in anyways, i guess i was just thinking about both at the same time, YAY!
Anyways, one girl said how none of her friends really liked her, and the other girl replied with " oh that sucks, all of my friends adore me, the all want to hang out with me all the time, i am pretty mucha celebrity" I'm not kidding, those were her words. i refrained from telling her that she was ugly and that she really didnt have friends that adored her and that she really shouldnt be such a jerk to people and that she was ugly again. I'm not saying that im not ugly, but i bet she is uglier. Well, i hope her friends read about how much she thinks they idolize her.
So then comes history, nothing special, then english and we play a game thing, games are fine, it was hard, i sucked but still it was better then regualr english. Then New Market, that was pretty good, guest speaker came, he was rad, and we ate popcorn like always. after school i bought a cd, im not gonna tell you guys what one because you wouldnt care and you wouldnt like it. its alright but not as good as their first albums but there are some pretty outstanding tracks.
So now that you guys are bored as anything from me talking about my day I will tell you something exciting that happend. I came home to find a package addressed to me, so i rush to open it because packages are not lame, instead they are one of the noble perks in life, unless its a package with a bomb in it, then its just funny. SO anyhow, i open it up to find to gargantuous(spelling?) bags filled with wax bottles, I'm not kidding, huge bags, its like 6 pounds of them. SO i fall on the floor weeping with excitiment while my mind has an orgy of of happy thoughts flow through it. It has a note inside from my brother who lives in California. I guess he knows about the website cuz i dont think i have ever told him about my wax bottle thing. But it makes me truely happy. So I suppose I will thank him here and now. SO if you read this Ken I say thank you for the nice gift, it was the highlight of my day and I will hopefully talk to you soon.
So that brings me to now, where I will mentions some things that need mentioning. First of all, Im not really in love with anyone, that was just something i said to throw a few people off, so now you will all be even more thrown off. Thats an obserd idea, Im much to young to fall in love. Oh i guess i can talk about my weekend. It was decent, nothing exciting really but on friday i went rollerblading, Oh man, I skate so thats just funny, we went to timberline, we being grant, Me kyle and karen. That was fun. after that we watched a movie and we spent the night at kyles, then grant and kyle and I went to work on the new house grants dad is building. WE were there by ourselves and we had to do all this stuff, one of the things on the list was burn all this woodcrap after we had piled it up. SO we treid and tried to start a fire, but we suck at it so we finally dumped like a can of gasoline on it and it still wouldnt light, I mean it lit and made a huge burst of flame but it didnt stay lit so we finally waited till him mom stoped by and she lit it cuz she is obviously a pro at firestarting. Sat. night was small groups, it seems like it will be pretty neat, jon and dan and david and rick are in it, and amy and tracey and tracie and peter and other people. SO who knows,right. SO i was there for it and then i was gonna leave, i was like the first person to leave but i didnt really leave because amy stopped me and we endend up talking on my tailgate for like 2 hours. Its weird talking to her cuz I have been out of her life for like a year and its just strange to see how she has matured and stuff, so I liked that alot and im glad we were able to talk. During out talk we observed alot of humorous events which are to complicated to get into. After that we were like the only ones there and the rodgers asked us if we wanted to watch a movie so we did. Nothing mentionable happend on sunday cept for going over to jons so I guess nothing mentionable at all happend, cuz jon is a loser. Just playin DAWGS. Oh yeah, Transworld came today so there is another thing that made the notch on the timeline of fun go up a few places. SO with that I'm out
You should all go and become mormons, THIS I COMMAND
I'm not a mormon but i think it would be funny if everyone else was.
I think the official spokesperson for mormonism should be Prince, He could be the little purple mormon jesus
Then he and jim morrison could duke it out
sorry about making a new like about everything, i just keep getting new ideas
Thats the last one though, later folks
10/16/03 9:55 PM
Oh my god it's the KING OF FUN!!!!
Today was the day my math class died, and I didnt even have to kill them, they all killed themselves! Thats what I call belgian wafle, it doesnt get any better. I wish they would die, not to be morbid or anything, but i really am gonna crack one of these days. At least its something I will be able to talk about forever and ever. So suffice to say, my fellow math students are the root of any depression that seems to surface now and again. Other than the obvious bad that i have just expressed the rest of my day was pretty fantastic.
I went to school, did alot of nothing, day dreamed about GI Joes and minature golf and then went to new market, where I did some fun stuff that killed time. Then I went home and fell asleep and had a crazy funny dream, it was really ralistic but really funny, more on that to come like tomorrow or something. After that I went to dinner with my Dad, which was nice i guess, we talked about some improtant stuff, stuff that im not about to share with you. if any of you know my dad you know that hes in the CIA and all, we dont get along that well anymore it seems like, with him and his work and my school it just makes for a bad combo. He said some pretty funny stuff tonight though, that was pretty neat. I just dont think we relate anymore though, the only thing we agree on is that mexico is deffinatly not a state.
Tomorrow is friday, i cant wait, i dont have plans, besides driving through the football field during half time. Weekend is gonna be nice folks, nicer than a 128 bit death. If anyone wants to help me make a history day project with me tell me, trust me you wont want to miss out on this, its once and a life time sort of thing. Besides all that I dont really have anything else to talk about, dathvader will end up raping you all, so with that I leave you with a comment from a very very more funny than you person who is funnier than you and anyone and hes only 17, so by the time hes 20 i bet he will be the funniest person alive. If you dont believe me then go and kiss mick jagger on the mouth. "And so tomorrow Mrs. Rose will prove with our AP history midterm that you can, in fact, be screwed up the ass while sitting down" Enjoy night folks, I hope the king of fun visits you in your dreams.