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For now we only have two regular reporters. If you want to join the staff, check out the 'contribute' page to see how. For now we're using pseudonyms because we don't know how controversial (or humilating) the topics we cover will be.
Basil
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Favorite Bands/Artists: Reel Big Fish, Mest, Save Ferris, Michael Jackson, Something Corporate, The Planet Smashers, Sugarcult, Dinkus 9
Favorite Movies: Empire Records, Can't Hardly Wait, Mallrats, Dogma, Shrek, Josie and the Pussycats
Life Ambition: To sing in a ska band
Overused Phrases: "Shut up," "I'll kill you," "What the crap?," "You love it.," "Woo!"
Colonel Sanders
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Favorite Bands/Artists: Enrique Iglesias, Jewel, Matchbox 20, The Starting Line, New Found Glory, Rufio, Finch
Favorite Movies: Dirty Dancing, Little Women, A Walk in the Clouds
Life Ambition: To write for Cosmo
Overused Words/Phrases: "Hells yes!," "Luscious."
Langden Alger
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Favorite Bands/Artists: Shakira, Our Lady Peace, Reel Big Fish, Flogging Molly, No Doubt
Favorite Movies: Chasing Amy, Cruel Intentions, The Little Mermaid, Empire Records, American Beauty
Life Ambition: Broadway
Overused Words/Phrases: "Good times," "Hella.," "You are so poisoned."
