1. You play Dutchy(or anyother scarcly known newsie of your choice)Spotting. (Step one, two and three: Yell "DUTCHY!" everytime you see him... or part of him on screen.)

2. You can identify the newsies by anything other than their faces.

3. You know where to find Christian Bale's sister in the movie. (Skitch: it's behind Medda when they're dragging her away at the rally, by the way.)

4. People have told you to Shut up about newsies.

5. You have accually -run out- of fanfiction ideas.

6. You can recite the entire movie, even when it's not playing.

7. When you get bored in History, you start from the beginning and play the movie inside your head.

8. You know all the words. to all the songs. and can write them on the back of your Spanish book.

9. People know you as your Newsie name.

10. You don't own the soundtrack, so you listen to "Seize the Day" on the Classic Disney#5 CD on repeat until everybody in your family knows the words by heart

11.You constantly slip into a New Yawk accent when talking to people(Skitch: I have done this... to my teachers...)

12.You type in a New Yawk accent (Skitch: it's sad. i do this too...)

13. You have all the songs memorized, and can "name that song" withing one note/word

14. You have all the dances memorized and dance along with the movie

15. This is 1899 and you soak anybody who says otherwise

16. You no longer threaten to tell on you siblings, you simply say "Do dat again an' I'll soak ya!"

17. You ask your friends to spot you two bits

18. Whenever anybody says "Ok, everyone, stay calm." you shout "Let's soak 'em fer Crutchy!"

19. Whenever you arrive to help someone, you say "Never fear, Brooklyn is here!"

20. When asked "What do you think/say?" you reply "I say, that what you say, is what I say."

21. There's no question what YOU'RE gonna be for Halloween! You've been a Newsie ever since the movie came out!

22. There's no instance in life for which you can't find an applicable quote from Newsies

23. The more you see the movie, the more you realize how much 2001 sucks and you think we should all go back to 1899 and be Newsies!

24. You buy a Newsies hat and refuse to take it off

25. Your dream is to move to New York and sell papes

26. You search every second-hand store in the state to find a pair of pink suspenders

27. You have the entire movie memorized and can recite it word for word, complete with songs and all the dances

28. You threaten ANYONE with "I'll soak ya!"

29. When studying American History, you convince your history teacher to show Newsies (Skitch: I TRIED to get Mr. Kaiser to play this... but Noooo. he said we weren't GOING to cover 1899.)

30. You know more about your favorite Newsie then about your family members

31. You must watch Newsies at least once a day or you go into Newsies-withdrawal

32. You spend your spare time rewriting the script/lyrics (Skitch: But isn't that what Spanish class is for anyway???)

33. You write fanfics involving yourself and the Newsies (Skitch: Who wouldn't???)

34. You take it upon yourself to educate whatever poor souls you meet who have never seen Newsies

35. During the summer you wake up early because you have to go and "carry da bannah"

36. You say "cheese it" instead of "forget it" when you make a mistake

37. You randomly burst into a Newsies song when you're bored (Skitch: I even do it when i'm NOT bored.)

38. You become angry and possessive whenever you read a fanfic about "Your" Newsie

39. You watch the movie over and over, rewinding a few parts, looking for bloopers to put on your website. (Skitch: Ohhh this is sooo me.)

40. Every time you watch Newsies you notice something you didn't before.

41. The high point of your day/week is kicking back and watching Newsies a few times, then putting the soundtrack on repeat while you explore more Newsies sites online

42. You insult people by calling them a "doity rotten scabba" although they have no clue what you're talking about

43. You can write over 50 things like this in one sitting

44. You buy Newsies clothes and wear them on days other than Halloween

45. You get jealous of the other Newsies because they get to be near your guy!

46. You recreate scenes from movies besides Newsies to star you and your Newsie in your head

47. You like EYC soley because of Trey Parker (Skitch: I love EYC. and Trey's almost the sole reason...)

48. Ok, you like their music, too, but mostly because of Trey!

49. You force all of your friends to go see any movie that has a former Newsie in the cast, no matter how small of a part

50. You're the best customer of all the second-hand stores in the city, buying all those Newsie clothes!

51. You've done everything on this list.

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