Bloopers and Observations
and such like that...

1. When they're talking about Roosevelt, when the kids got let out, and the camera is on Jack, Watch Mush. He really really really wants to seen.

2. Medda's has electric red neon exit signs. (Skitch: Tsk tsk!) Those weren't around then.

3. In the courtroom scene everyone really seems to like looking in that back corner. (Skitch: I think they're looking for someone to answer. but that's just me)

4. Spot leans over Jack when they get the paper with their pics on it and Spot must spit on Jack or something because Jack whipes his cheek after spot talks.

5. In Sieze the Day, right after the tug-o-war, Jack and Davey get up on the statue and do a really corny, cheesy foot dance. (Skitch: I almost died laughing at that! Must see!)

6. During King of New York, while they sing the "Be I dead or be I dreamin'" part, Jack and Blink are late for the spin 'cuz they're laughing about something. (Skitch: C'mon guys! it can't be THAT funny, can it?)

7. Jack likes candy, you can tell because he licks his lips when Medda tells Toby to give them some.

8. During Carrying the Banner, when Blink says "I smell Money" You can see Mush's boxers. (Skitch: *melts* and they're so cute too...)

9. When Crutchy's pumpin' that water, you can see Jake run into the bathroom with his pants down.

10. When Brooklyn comes to save the day, after Spot flys down on that... thing... and you see Jack hit some guy in the face, behind him you can see Spot grappling with some other guy.

11. When Crutchy comes in to take the food away from Snyder, why does Snyder put the napkin up his sleeve?!?! (Skitch: Why not?)

12. When Snyder gives RaceTrack that coin you can hear someone say "Tightwad". (Skitch: Oooo He's just evil isn't he?)

13. When Jack says "We need some of dose, uh... whaddo you call em?" Someone says "Whatever you want Cowboy!" (Skitch: Aint that sweet?)

14. Dave says "I don't want your papes" Race says, "What are ya, Stupid?"

15. After Race says "Oh yeah, not like last time," Someone (Skitch: It's Blink i tell you! Blink!) says, "Jacky boy just got laid!"

16. When Spot leaves in the carriage in the end, Jack yells, "Eh! go back ta Brooklyn!"

17. During The World Will Know when Jack sings "Wat if da Delancys come out Swingin'," Blink is Prancing. (Skitch: It's soo funny. Didja ever notice how the music goes basicly just to the percussion at that part? I luver it!)

18. In Sieze the Day, right before the three guys jump on the gates, Boots and Blink turn like they're gonna run, but don't.

19. They say they have perfect aim. but they don't. During the paper raid Snipeshooter throws a tomato and misses by a long shot.

20. When Jack is a Pulitzer's place, Pulitzer like to tell Jack to shut up... even though he isn't talking. (Skitch: Pulitzer has an excuse. he's an idiot.)

21. I wanna slide down that railing! it looks fun.

22. Sarah has a really iritating way of saying "Les" and "David".

23. In Denton's apartment there's this picture on the wall of a girl... wonder who that is...

24. When all the people come in yelling "Strike" why does Race point the other direction of where the people are?

25. When Snyder's getting in the paddy wagon, Someone yells "Bye Poo Face!" (Skitch: Wow. they're so mature.)

26. When Race takes the pape from Jack in King of New York, Jack makes this really weird face.

27. Dave laughs like a girl through the entire movie. it's just sad.

28. Dave and Sarah are all over each other at the end of the movie. Is there something they're not telling us?

29. At the end of King of New york, Mush hugs Denton. (Skitch: I thought Denton liked Davey... Sorry Mush. you've lucked out.)

30. Jack hits Dave with that paper at the end of King of New York, Dave looks in pain.

31. When Dave, Les, and Jack are at Medda's, Jack pulls Dave away by the tie. (Skitch: Ohhh... thats funny. and Dave looks so happy about it too.)

32. When Mush says "I asted Jack how he slept, an' He said 'On me back Mush!" and punching Jack, Jack makes really funny faces at the wall.

33. When Crutchy says "Ya loin from Jack, ya loin from da best," Jake walks between Jack and Dave with this really funny smile on his face.(Skitch: They should rename him Mr. Smiley!)

34. When those guys jump off that barrel during Carrying the Banner, It looks like that vendor dude kicks Mush off, and Snitch just looks weird.

35. At the beginning of Carrying the Banner, Mush puts one suspender on, then later, he isn't wearing 'em.

36. Half the time the Newsies don't have their suspenders up... so why don't their pants fall down? (Skitch: Don't you think it'd be nice if they DID fall down? Tease: yes dear, we all know you've tipped your lid.)

37. Before Brooklyn comes to help the newsies, Mush looks like he's gonna cry. (Tease: Hush! Mush is not a cry baby. Skitch: Whatever you say...)

38. In the Beginning (Skitch: There were the Heavens and the Earth... Tease: Skitch! Skitch: whaaat?) of King of New York Mush looks like he's in his own world. Then Race interupts that world and Mush glares at him like "Don't interupt my fantasies!" he gives Spot the same look too.

39. How does jack know a word like Conflagration? is that even a word?

40. What is the story behind Itey's name? how's 'bout Snoody? or Bumlets? (Skitch: Do I feel a fanfiction comming on? Tease: Finnish the other ones first. Skitch: Pffft!)

41. In Carrying the Banner, Crutchy says "Move your elbow" and Boots is really concentrating on pumping that water. (Skitch: Pump that pump!)

42. When Jack trys to escape from Snyder Blink meets him on the stairs and isn't wearing his hat, Then they go outside and Blink IS wearing his hat. (Skitch: Cawinky dink? Tease: We think not.)

43. in The world will Know when they sing "And the world will hear, What we've got to say" Itey puts on his hat really fast.

44. Pulitzer's Magnifying glass is waaaay off when he's reading that headline.

45.Those boxing pants are oh so very wrong. (Skitch: *Cringes* don't even make me think about that Tease: it's your site you didn't have to put it up... Skitch: Quiet you!)

46. Dave sniffs Les. (Skitch: Sniffysniffy! *snicker* Tease: *rolls her eyes* will you ever stop? Skitch: no.)

47. Medda's bangs are too poofy. (Skitch: The wonders of Hair spray...)

48. David is really sarcastic when he says "Oh, i loved that"(Skitch: can you say... Sullen teenager? cuz i can.)

49. The Jacobs' are a perfect family. (Skitch: Screw Disney. Tease: good idea. i'll get the screw driver. Skitch: Can i do it? pwetty pwease?)

50. When Denton tells Jack that it's over, why does Jack grab his arm then put his hands up funny? (Tease: Is there something I don't know? Skitch: Yes Dearie. Denton has a giant booger on his sleve.)

51. Whatch for Jack sniffing before he kisses Sarah. Maybe he has a cold. (Tease: Who would want to Kiss him? with a cold no less? Skitch: I don't think he has a cold... Sarah just smells funny.)

52. When Sarah and Jack kiss is it just me or is Jack doing all of the work? (Skitch: Sarah sucks. Tease: Litterally?)

53. At the end of the 'Big sappy (Skitch: It's a Lalala Kiss!) Kiss', when they 'Come up for air', Les jumps on Jack and Sarah. Too bad 'cuz Jack was going in for more but Les got in the way. (Tease: Selfish, yes? Skitch: ooooh Jack. you bad boy. Tease: Skitch! Skitch: whaaaaat?)

54. I find it odd that Disney portrays kids as Smoking. (Skitch: Disney is probably in be with the tobacco companies... Tease: In bed with them? umm?)

55. Jack hesitates before running and jumping on that hay cart. (Tease: Whassa da matta wussy? Skitch: chicken *bawkbawkbawk*)

56. When Jack is doing his little dance, theres this guy following Jack on the second story window of one of the buildings. (Tease: STALKER!!!! Skitch: who would want to stalk Jack?)

57. When Jack is getting off that horse, he as a wedgie. (Skitch: I saw that! it's just wrong! Tease: eeeeewie.)

58. When les says, "Let 'im Think..." Jack turns and looks at him like he's a freakazoid from planet zurcolon. (Tease: Jack has no brain. Skitch: he CAN'T think.)

59. Davey likes knives too much. ever notice how he cries, "I'll get the knife!"? (Skitch: Knives are shinny....... Tease: Someone get the strait jacket!)

60. Sarah sounds so dang happy to be getting the plates. it's just wrong. (Skitch: Plates aren't very exciting dear. Tease: not unsless you're Sarah! or you're hitting someone over the head... but that's a different story.)

61. As Sarah hands Jack the piece of cake, Jack looks at it like it's crawling or something. (Skitch: maybe he's just not happy about getting a small piece? Tease: Naw... I think that Knife was getting too close.)

62. Jack can't dance. Ever accually watch the Santa Fe dance? it's sad. and wrong. (Skitch: I don't even want to comment on this one. Tease: it's just wrong...)

63. Jack doesn't look like a Cowboy. (Skitch: He's a fast food worker! Tease: um... hurry up on that strait jacket...)

64. Jack has hat hair at the end of the movie. (Skitch: Jack has hat hair, jack has hat hair, jack has...*thunk* Tease: that should take care of her for now... Skitch: I'm not dead yet! really! i'm feeling much better now!)

65. Seitz rules.

66. Pulitzer looks demented when he's making those crazy cash register sounds. (Skitch: chaCHING! Tease: no... CHAching.)

67. Skittery looks like hes right out of the 1940's when he says "Dis'll bust me...". (Skitch: and it's soo cute. right Tease? Tease: ooooh yeah.)

68. Dave is very violent. ever notice how he reacts to Les when Les shouts "Strike!"? (Skitch: Knives are shinny...)

69. Jack is really good at that pelvic thrust thing. (Tease: He's had Practice. Skitch: I personally thing Blink does it ten times better but...)

70. Mush looks like he's going to cry when he sings "I gotta find an angle." (Tease: He is NOT a cry baby! Skitch: So he's a Cry boy. so what?)

71. After jack buys Davey fifty papes with Race's money, he walks down these steps and his pants don't fit very well then... (Tease: Mrow? or Eww? Skitch: *blehs* Ewwww.)

72. Where do they get that red cloth Dutchy throws at Denton? (Tease: Strip show of the Boxers? Skitch: Dutchy without pants? Oh Yes, where?)

73. When they're toasting Denton, watch Blink and Mush. Blink doesn't get a glass so he shares with Mush and Blink think's its really funny. (Tease: My two men... mrow. Skitch: you're hopeless. Tease: I'm hopeless? yeah.. uh-huh. whatever you say.)

74. Who, aside from Sarah (Skitch and Tease: Hisssss!) checks outside their window every morning? (Tease: Well, y'know, I have a line of men sleeping outside my window every night too... Skitch: you WISH!)

75. The way Sarah lets go of that curtain annoys me... (Tease: What about that girl doesn't annoy people? Skitch: *ponders this thought* um... nothing?)

76. Why in the world is Jack punching Socks? (Skitch: What did they do to him? Tease: Nothing... He just isn't cappable of beating anything else up.)

77. Why does jack lick his hand right before he says "I'm not sayin' it should matter?" (Tease: He likes cleaning himself like a cat? Skitch: Naw. He just likes licking things.)

78. Everthing Medda is wearing at the rally is pink. even her tights. (Tease: She's a pink lady! Skitch: Brusha Brusha Brusha...)

79. Sarah looks like Little Bo Peep at the rally. Except she doesn't have a staff and herd of sheep. But then, Bo did loose her sheep... (Tease: Just shows how stupid both are... Skitch: And the cow jumped over the moon...)

80. Why does Medda scream aat the end of High Times, Hard Times? (Tease: I don't wanna know? Skitch: admit it. you know you do. Tease: pfft!)

81. Watch Jack's legs when they carry him out of the rally on his back. There's one guy who's got his hand on Jack's thigh and it looks like he's trying to find a better place to put his hand but he can't find it. There's another guy who is trying to put his hand on Jack's pant's waist and looks like they're gonna rip his pants off. (Tease: GACK! I don't need to know that. Skitch: I don't wanna SEE that!)

82. When Pulitzer says "... to your friend i won't be so kind!" He's not actually looking Jack in the face. (Tease: Ashamed? Skitch: naw. Just can't see anything, don't you think that coat hanger looks like Jack?)

83. Why does Jack Smile after Pulitzer says that? (Tease: Sadistic? Skitch: Nope. He just knows about the Coat hanger...)

84. The judge has really weird eyes. (Skitch: SATAN! Tease: *whaps* no. that's Sarah you dolt!)

85. You have ta love the way Jack says, "I don't just sell yer papes Joe. Sometimes I read 'em." (Skitch: I don't just post your stuff Tease, sometimes I read it. Tease: what? Skitch: I dunno. just trying to say something funny about this observation. Tease: oh.)

86. Pulitzer like to tell Jack to Shuddup and listen, but Jack isn't talking so...? (Skitch: But the voices in his head are!)

87. The Santa Fe reprise in jail is soo sad. (Skitch: *gets a tear in her eye* I can't help it... it's just so... Tease: there there now...)

88. Jack sings "will ya keep a candoil boinin'" really well. (Skitch: that's my favorite part! of the sappy parts, mind you.)

89. Davey says, "I'm not like you!" without moving his lips. (Skitch: now THATS what I call talent. Tease: well... I call real talent kissing, but that's another story...)

90. Is Sarah really tall, or are the Delancy's really short? (Skitch: ELEVATOR SHOES!!!) Sarah's several inches taller than both of them.

91. Sarah smacks her hand into the wall before she hits Morris. (Skitch: How stupid can you get? Tease: Sarah stupid.)

92. Why do they have that random shot of Les looking at that weird contraption in Denton's apartemnt? (Skitch: I can't think of anything... Can you? Tease: Nope... nothing comes to mind... Skitch: *ponders for a few moments* SCREW DISNEY! Tease: *golf claps* very nice, very nice.)

93. That light Jack flips on in the basement is awfuly moddern.

94. Dave is off key in Once and For all. (Skitch: Dave is off key in everything. Tease: that's why he likes the knives. Skitch: Knives are shinny...)

95. Sarah can't sing. Sarah can't sing. Sarah can't sing.

96. Jack sings "Tell 'em i'm on my way!" really well. (Skitch: Jack sings a lot of things well... Tease: naw. only that line.)

97. Why and How does Jack change clothes in Once and For all? (Skitch: Y'see, he was in the back room with Sarah when... Tease: Hush it.)

98. Les can't sing. (Skitch: must run in the family.)

99. Pulitzer trips when he's walking onto the balcony. (Skitch: he can't see, can't hear... Tease: Can't walk. Skitch: who let this man own a newspaper?)

100. (Skitch: lookie! we made it to 100 without killing anybody!) Why does Davey look in charge to Denton? (Skitch: Oh Oh Oh! Iiii Know this one! it's 'cuz Denton needed a reason to introduce himself to Davey an' couldn't think of anything better. Tease: I am sooo not letting you near the caffeen anymore.)

101. Jack says "Hoity-toity" all funky like.

102. What does "I spent a month there one night" mean? (Skitch: I have nooo idea... Tease: got me.)

103. Spot looks really puny and small (Skitch: but he's soo cute! Tease: What 'bout Dutchy? Skitch: He's even better.)

104. Denton has funky bowties! (Skitch: MADE BY: SARAH! Tease: do you ever stop ripping on her? Skitch: no.)

105. Crutchy looks really weird ripping up papers after everyone's left. (Skitch: Whoa... dude... who gave Crutchy the pills? Tease: Bad Itey. you know you were s'pose to save those for Sarah!)

106. It must have been really hard to dance with those hats on... (Skitch: I've got the stapler!)

107. The newsies take up all the room at Tibby's. (Skitch: The more cute boys centered in one place the better. Tease: Jeez! you're worse than me! Skitch: yeah. i know.)

108. What is up with Denton and that stupid drum stick???

109. Itey dances with a napkin tucked into his shirt.

110. When Snyder is looking for Jack at the lodge house, Swifty stops and shushes Jack when he comes in. Look at Swifty's hand. There's this little white square of paint on it.

111. Who wakes up with perfect hair? (Skitch: Not me.)

112. Why does Sarah bother covering herself up with that god forsaken SEE THRU curtain? (Skitch: it's ta show she's moooodest. Tease: Sarah's an idiot. Skitch: no kiddin')

113. The kid on the statue has dirty feet.

114. Jack's hair is super greasy.

115. Why do the newsies put their suspenders over their undershirts and not wait 'til they're wearing their real shirts? or would their pants fall down? (Skitch: why can't their pants fall down? Tease: Screw Disney. Skitch: gladdly.)

116. Don't ya love BLink's Face after he pushes Specs away?

117. Race looks really funny when he needs a towel. (Skih: awww! but it's so cute! Tease: you think everybody's cute. Skitch: hush up girllie.)

118. Watch Pie Eater leave the Lodge House. (Skitch :he's wooping like a fool Tease: What'd you expect from someone namedpie eater'?)

119. What is up with that dude who's sweeping the street?

120. Jack gives the nuns a really cynical look. (Tease: Bad Jack. Be nice to the nuns.)

121. There's a piece of lint on the nun's head thing.

122. When Jack's fighting the Delancy's All the newsies are moving but no one is singing. (SkitchI swear you can see Blink prance in that scene! Tease: sure dear. whatever you say.)

123. I wanna slide down that pully thinggy!

124. Pulitzer looks funny when he plugs his ears. (Skitch:its a fact of life.)

125. Snyder looks seriously evil when he's being taken away on that wagon. It looks like he's smiling or something (Skitch*cowers in the corner*:Mommie? help me?)

126. Jack says something like "I knew i was important to you guys!" when he comes back in the carriage. (Skitch: I'm important, right Tease? Tease: Yeah, Sure kid.)

127. Christian Bale says his dog was in the movie. (Skitch: I didn't see a dog. did you? Tease: No dog.)

128. What are those stall thinggy's in the lodge house? I thought they were bathrooms, but if they were, then Why does Dutchy rub his head with a towel as he walks out??? (Skitch: If Dutchy does it, it must be ok.)

129. Snitch's voice doesn't sound right. (Skitch: I agree. Tease: You're dillusional. Skitch: unless you're going to give me cheese cake, go away.)

130. Why is that little red head dude bossing people around? he looks like he's 8!

131. What is up with those stick things? (Skitch: They're kewl. you can hit people with 'em!)

132. Itey is always playing with his suspenders! (Skitch: *pokes Itey* stop. it's annoying.)

THE END!
K, Just for your info, Tease and I don't have anything agianst the guys in newsies. not a single one of 'em. ('cept Sarah, but she doesn't count) So don't be offended K? it's all fun and games.

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