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You Know You Are Obssessed with Snape When...

1. You have Snape posters all over your room.

2. You have read every part in the book about Snape several times.

3. You have read those parts in different languages, over and over again.

4. And you memorized them all by heart.

5. Also in different languages!

6. You know how Snape is called in different languages.

7. You don't wash your hair to make it greasy like Snape's.

8. If your hair is not black, you dye it black!

9. You think that the description of Snape in the book was wrong! He did not have a hooked nose, greasy hair, sallow skin, or uneven teeth.

10. You daydream about Snape every day.

11. Even in school!

12. ...to a point when you do not pay attention to the teacher and answer "Severus Snape" in every quiz question.

13. You make Snape fanfiction.

14. ...With all sorts of pairings, slash or not.

15. You redo these fics and replace Snape/CHARACTER with Snape/you.

16. You do the same thing to other people's Snape fics!

17. You draw Snape fanart.

18. Your locker is jammed full of Snape pin-ups.

19. You've dumped your boyfriend for Snape.

20. You write Valentine cards to Snape.

21. ...Even when it isn't Valentine's Day!

22. You favor Slytherins and Malfoy.

23. You hate Gryffindors, especially Harry Potter and his friends.

24. You tell your annoying, troublemaking classmates, "50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! EACH!"

25. You call your favorite teacher "Professor Snape".

26. You hate Gilderoy Lockhart, the Marauders, and everything and everyone else Snape hates.

27. You like everything Snape likes.

28. You know all about him by heart.

29. You even know his height and weight and some personal stuff!

30. You call Science class/chemistry class "Potions Class".

31. You think Snape should teach DADA and hope he will get the DADA post.

32. You wish your school had a potions class and a teacher named Professor Severus Snape.

33. You dress in black robes for Halloween.

34. Heck, you even dress that way even if it isn't Halloween that people start to think you're crazy or something.

35. You like Alan Rickman.

36. You watch all his movies.

37. And you've watched them several times!

38. You have a Snape webpage/website.

39. You download loads and loads of Snape stuff.

40. ...That your folder/computer is cramped full of Snape stuff!

41. You have the Snape action figure.

42. You've memorized all his lines in the movie.

43. You try to look up "Snape, Severus" in the directory.

44. You try to visit the town named Snape.

45. You make lists like this.

46. You make affectionate names for Snape, such as "Sevvy-poo", "Snapey", or "Sevvykins".

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