Ways to Annoy Your Bathroom Stall Mate:

1. stick your palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor: "may i borrow a highlighter?"
2. say "uh oh, i knew i shouldn't put my lips on that"
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. say "hmm, i've never seen that color before!"
5. Drop a marble and say "oh *&%! my glass eye!"
6. Say "d$%^ this water is cold!"
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and the drop a cantelope into the toilet from a high place and sigh relaxingly
8. Say "humus. Reminds me of humus"
9. Say, "now how did that get there?"
10. Fill up a large flask w/ mountain dew. squirt it eratically under the stall walls of your neighbro while yelling "whoa boy! Slow down!"
11. Say, "interesting, sinkers more than floaters"
12. Drop a peanut butter filled toilet paper ball under into the next stall, and say " whoops, can you kick that back over here?"
13. Say, "c'mon mr happy, dont fall asleep on me now!"
14. Say "@#$#, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. now whaddam i gonna do?"
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks
17. Before you inroll the toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross dressors Anonomous" Newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall"
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall so you can see your neighbor and say " peekaboo!"
19. Drop a D cup bra under the stall wall and sing "Born Free" (works best if a male... LoL)