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| 00._the christian holy symbol, the cross, the icon of good and everything right in this world, is from a roman execution tool. people walking around wearing crucifexes now is like people in 2000 years wearing a neckless with a electric chair or noose emblem on it. im waiting to see if charles manson gets the chair...eeh hee 01._im thinking about converting to jewdism. im not religious at all, but i think it wuld be fun because i can bitch freely about 'is it cuz ima jew!?', because even black people cant argue that jewish people were bitched for almsot three times as long and actually still get treated horribly. yarmulkes are sexy too. yeah. 02._censorship makes people more curious to the censored item. be it sex, drugs, language, violence or just ideas, people get curious from the priciple of being denied to them. as lenny bruce said, 'its the suppression of the the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness'. that is my opinion exactly with everuthing censored. the reason why kids are going out doing drugs is mainly cause itr is forbindon to them and they are rebeling by trying to find something that is looked down upon and revel in it. 03._have you ever noticed that when your stoned, theres nothing good on tv to hold your attention? and when your drunk, confusing shit happens that would confuse you even when your sober, so all together your completely eff'd 04._there are a lot of young bi or lesbian girls out there now. i think its because they tried sexual relations too early, were disapointed, and turned to eachother in frustration. 05._cartoons are better than real life. i wanna be a cartoon 06._a asshole is someone who walks up and punches someone. a psycho is someone who runs at a person wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a hockey mask, weilding a 2x4 wraped with barbed wire and xmas lights and drenched in stale milk, while yelling 'bllleeeeeeebul!' we need more psychos. 07_.scabs are comical and fun to pick 08_.billabong stuff is funny cuz it can become fillabong ,bildabong, or just the bong part. i also knew a guy named bill averane and we called him billa, (and!) he was a stoner god. good stuff 09_.im a doofus 10_.the plerral of doofus would be doofi (hyuk!) 11._'fight the power and the power will fight back.' the power has bigger guns than you do too. yet again, yer eff'd 12._if life is so 'precious' and 'magical', why is it everywhere? doesnt the fact that it being so common make it less valueable through supply and demand? and lets get to the 'magical' part; two people fucking make a baby...the sorcery! i admit, i have some wierd fascination with the birth process and fetuses and stuff like that, but, its biology not miracles! and its gooey and gnarly. any of those 'miracle of life' dips ever see a baby get born? goopie shit everywhere! dude, man! 13._according to some people at my highschool, i survived abortion ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha there was also a rumor that i got shot during a drug deal cuz someone saw me sleeping in a park at night(i do that sometimes) and they thought i was dead cause i lie in funny positions sometimes and i didnt go to school the next two days (i was...uh...sick...yeah) ha ha ha ha and they though ha ha i came back from the dead ha ha to go to school HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha HA Ha hA ha ha ha hA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 14._never trust them new age urine drinkers 15._this is an old theory of mine about the antichrist: it would be a chick for one. christ was supposedly born to a (feh...) virgin so the antichrist would probaly be born to a prostetute or a pornstar, one who makes there buisness off of sex, and the father is basicly an unkown customer. also, christ had the humble profession of a carpenter and later became a rebel, he basicly held rallies and spoke of the 'one true god' and led the jews. the antichrist would than be a extremely rich and decadent person, probally a executive (or ceo) of a large corperation. she would be conservitive for the fact that she would benifit off of the laws, and would be slightly nihil -istic (i cant think of a better word) and doesnt believe in anything greater or worthy. christ martyrs himself and has a small group of fanatics. the anti- -christ would thus be a slight coward and through her minions into the fire, and thus have a legion of 'wage-slaves', or pawns who know there disposible. she would be controling and manipulitve in her politics, and wouldn't give a shit that she is the daughter of satan, thus not becoming a renouned figure in anyway for herheritage. (and now i just relize that while i was listing this crap about my prophecized antichrist and jesus, that ministry song 'jesus built my hotrod' was playing on me ghetto blaster. really typical huh?) 16._fuck you 17._most of the anti gun laws treat it like the firearms are the complete source of all the evil. if what they say is true, a lawful person would get a hold of a gun and be controlled by the unholy device to evitually kill. like the weapon is a magnet for disaster, and getting rid of it will prevent crime and violence. it is not the goddamn gun that does the harm its the people who use em. if all guns were taken away from the populus than you would notice a large increase in knife, ax, strangulation, or other deathes. if someone wants someone dead, they will find a way besides launching 158 grains of half-jacketed lead/alloy flying 1500 feet per second into your spleen. 18._my friend elise told me this one: "fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity" 19._my friend matt told me this one: "i dont trust the catholic church; any organization where the size of your hat is shows you position sucks. priests got little yarmulke like things, bishops have large beannie thingies, arch bishops got cones, and the pope has a big cone. god must have a giant goddamn sombrero. and if god was walking around and someone asked him 'who da fuck r u' all god would have to say is 'look at the size of my hat! who the hell do you think i am!?" 20._something that really bugs me about those adds trying to disclaim cigerettes. in all the scenarios some guy walks up to a friend or even a comeplete stranger and asks them if the want a smoke. that is fubar. no one offers you a cancer stick, they ask for one. where im from they walk up and go 'got a smoke?' or even 'got a light?', and than i say 'not on me' and they go 'fuck you'. thats reality and those conservatives dont do their homework. people are greddy bastards and dont share. 21._whenever i have to urinate i always ignore it until my bladder can no longer hold. i think this built torment adds to the bliss of finally pissing, because you had to suffer to get there. it makes the relief better. i sometimes go for days before i pee, but that one piss is orgasmic. 22._my opinion is that the usa is gonna go down like the roman empire. i believe that there is a big loop that civilization goes in and it goes like this: econom start with hardships of surronding powers, a war to prove yourself, uneasy truces, anoth- -er war to become buff, big headedness,cultural renaissance,decadent assholes,slip into corruption,destruction from in and ourside. america had its time after ww2 and now its a pushy bitch to everyone else. rome was destroyed by internal corruption and barbarian assault on the boarders. the church seperated the people and the country became mainly the roman-catholic church, the rich polititions, and the totalitarian military. we have a corrupted government, the 'best army in the world', but instead of the church we have the corps, with god($) on its side. the barbarian attacks are the terrorists and soon we will split. 23._im bored and discombobulated so i am writing in this section. currently im down- -loading all the garbage songs i lost and trying to rebuild my mp3 library. once my burner works i can make all the cds again and life will be good. oh well, this sucks. last night i was comtiplating those cyber-sex forums and thinking how dumb we are now. typing with one had and dropping the kids off at the pool with the other. what do they type anyway?:'oh god oh god oh god ooh god oh god *orgasm* ooooo *grunt* *grunt*' wonderful. i hope i combobulate soon cause this sucks. |
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| 24._i wanna become jewish. for one, its cool cause you can wear a yarmulke and yarmulkes are dead sexy. second i can act the pissed off minority with better reason. i bet all of you have heard those 'niggaz' use the defense 'izzit cuz im blak?'. i can use the same thing, but 'is it cuz im a jew?'. i think that works better because the jewish people have been bitched for almost 4k years and all by different societies. plus jews are actually a minority in the usa. also for the record all you hardcore niggaz: white people were slaves too, to other white people. nothing racial, white people are just mean. 25._some things of interest: .an ostriche's eye is bigger than its brain .a pregnant fish is called a twit .a fish has a memory span of three seconds .dueling (to the death) is legal in paraguay so long as both people are registered blood donors .the KGB stands for komitet gosudarstvennoy bezopasnosti .coca-cola was originally green .smarter people have more zinc and copper in their hair .the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old medieval english law that says you cant beat you wife with anything wider than your thumb .it is o/k to eat fish because they dont have any feelings. 26._you never see a really tall fat hairy chinesse guy with naturaly red hair and a zz top beard (according to the legendary KING GEORGE CARLIN). another thing id like to see is a populer high school jock with a comb-over and a hitler moustache. coooool 27._clear out your bowels and than your mind will follow 28._where did all the great bands of the early ninties go? well, the sixties too, nixon bless the sixties and any musician that was from it or sounds like they were. but what about all the good grunge and industrial and shit like that. wheres all the nirvanas and alices in chains and sonic youth and pearl jams and nine inched nails and ministries and kmfdms and (later and not as good) skinny puppies and tools and PRIMUSs! yeah! where the fuck are all the bands like primus. no one sounds like them yeah 29._have you ever noticed that all a guy has to do is play interested in a woman, say sincere sounding complements about her uniqueness, and be persistant with awkward politeness and he can get in her pants. what happened? all a chick has to do to 'own' a guy is say 'wanna go to my place'. done. no tricks of misjudging character just horniness. |
| 30._i hate heroes. villains are so much cooler but the heroes always win, no matter if they are better or not. clever plots,devious traps and the like mean nothing, even being a badass does nothing. even with MAD SCIENTIST INC. suppling you with all the nifty toys and robot minions / mutant armies, you'll fall somehow by shit luck. that is why i would be an evil hero. not like batman or spawn and just some fop do-gooder in black clothes, but a real evil guy who does heroic things for society in general but in mean and boardering unforgivable ways. and no fucking one liners nor big speeches, just gang bang 'em with zombie hoards than shoot them in the head when the crappy wannabe villian go "this cant be! who are you?" than when the damsal in distress runs up to me i will have wierd kinky bondage sex using a plunger with her and leave, leaving her naked and exausted and confused next to the cooling carcass of the idiot. no major dialogue other than screaming and cring and death and stagnation. nawww, thats dumb. i also just contridicted myself. heroes suck.i will be the first super-neutral. not super-hero. not super-villain. i will be goddamn evil as usual but not do anything to change my status on the grand chain of alignment and karmatic position. i will be a grand evil overlord of neutrality with no friends other than goth-punk sex slaves/groupies,the four horseman of the apocalypse, and evil-like radioactive junk cults worshipping me in the zombie infested nuclear wastes that was one of the big cities. but i will do nothing with my cyborg-ghoul hordes nor kill the squater road warrior clans surviving in the ruined maze that was the metropolis of post-nuclear earth. my fell arcana and necromantic revival will be happily lax on the people and i will laugh at all the heroes and villians fighting in the outside world. cause i am neutral, and just happy to watch and fool around in the dungeon lab of my vast spire of refuse known as the GATE TO THE NAETHERWORLD. but i am more neutral than canada and switzerland combined. i am at inner piece sitting on the towers of sin and playing weekly poker with the four horseman of the apocalypse. we will drink lots of beer and smoke much marijuana and just have (almost)fun as we settle down and watch old crappy scary movies when we are no longer capable of action. this movie marathon will almost always be headed off by one of the evil dead movies and than either a shitty funny hentai flick or porn, which we will laugh at also knowing that we are hurting no one. wait, that last part about hanging out is what i do normally. eff this. this is the shit i think about when i am trying to go to sleep. more later. |