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: b a c k     t o      m i s c .      o n e :

    misc crap continued! yeah buddy. die.

                         communist pornographer bums

31._you know in those movies or shows when two or more super
   duper buff people (like buffy or a vamp she is trying to
   murder) are fighting and punching and kicking and launching
   each other around and they keep fighting with the occasional
   one liner that sucks and one otf them pins the other against
   a wall? thats funny.
no but when that happens the one guy/babe (cause the chicks are
   almost always at least kinda hot on tv thingies like this) ill
   get to the point - the person who trapped the other person is
   wailing the shit than the other moves out of the way for at
   least one punch, and the fist goes though a goddamn concrete
   wall behind him/her!? think, (with your mind men, not your
   other control center) what would happen logically if that
   fist would connect with the person normally. is it cause:
   these omega-mega-badass-dude-/-dudettes are indeed omega-mega
   -badass -dudes-/-dudettes and can take the punishment; or
   special effect crews control the world and defy reason for
   the sake of cool; or the thingie your watching is dumb and
   is emulating the mistake of the first thingie which did that
   but made the mistake of 'real or not' because they were too
   caught up in how cool it was;or just the pinner is a pussy
   ballsack who holds all punches that connect back because
   they are just toying with/beating the shit out of for the
   sake of beating the shit out of. if the last is true the
   pinner is probally a dumb villian toying with buffy/neo/
   actionstar character /omega-mega-badass-dude-/-dudettes
   and will get their bum kicked cause they are a dumb bad
   person

32._i am fucking pissed off to all hell. anyone reading this
   know that i may be wising you dead. here is the cause :
   anytime i want something done or i really wish for some-
   thing, it is garenteed not to occur. for example at the
   rate i am at i will never get any cds burnt and all 3k
   mp3s i have aquired are worth nothing to me. i can not
   even play them via winamp the fact that my brother
   desiding that most problems on our comp are due to the
   soundcard, thus he felt a new one was in order for the
   machine. now nothing works and the thing is mute. the
   new burner i have baught today works as well as the
   last : fucking useless. i wasted my savings on a piece
   of metallic defecation. the internet cable keeps falling
   out, i am broke, out of marijuana, out of iced tea, every-
   -one wants to tell me everythhing i dont feal like knowing
    or could careless about, a stove scar on the side of my
   left ring finger has grown into a odd looking mole instead
   of healing, the keyboard refuses to cooperate even as i
   type this,i cut my ball bag as i was shaving my testicles
   last night,i am constapated,the OPEN button on the editing
   program for this page needs to be used twice to work, and
   there is a driving pain between my eyes and above/behind
   my left ear. the only things that comfort are the sound
   of my voice and the burning sensation between my toes.

33._almost three weeks later from last update. yay. thats it

34._when we become old, we will also think we lived in the
   golden years. we will think the prices were realistic,
   all politions were noble and pure, international affairs
   were at a peak and the kids were actually respectful and
   had a future(but than again we dont). o/k maybe we wont
   think the politions were noble but we will become those
   old farts who blab on and on about "when i was young".
   so learn to hate today! yay!

35._i cant get a girl because i aint got a car.i cant get
   a car because i aint got a job. i cant get a job because
   i aint got a car. i cant go to school cause i aint got a
   gun. i aint got a gun cause i aint got a job. i cant get
   a job cause i cant go to school. so im lookin for a girl
   with a gun and job and a car
               ....and a house, with cable.
                             (alice cooper,'lost in america')

36._why do people always want to live on the edge? why never
   just close by, within walking distance? if it gets too
   extreme than you can just go home and relax, living about
   a day away gives you some preperation time. infact, why
   even the edge, howabout the center/core? that must be at
   least   k i n d a   nifty. and if you want real thrill,
   go for completely off: cut the bullshit and go all the way.
   yeah, fuck this chickenshit. even the rebels and hardcore
   idjits are pansies. o/k, back to the questioning. yeah...
   what are we in, anyways? what is its shape? why is the edge
   the main attraction? how much edge is there? how many god
   damn questions am i going to ask? why cant i just get the
   grasp of this metaphor/saying? what is so uninspiring about
   the edge for me? wy should you care? why dont i just shut
   up and go to bed? skip away stevie, just skip away. prancy
   prancy   skip-skipity-skip    la-la     la-dee-da
    AHHHH! edge! shit! i shoulda' knooooooooooooooooooo o o
    o o o o o o o w w w   w    w     n        n          n

37._i want somebody to die on a "reality tv" show. the ratings
   wil either go *B;VKOUAFGPRT! frrt prrt   spth* or they
   will sore. probally the corperations will say 'cool! mucho
   profit!' and the holier-than-thou-rightwing/fascist-house
   -wives-organizations will bitch. it will be cool and there
   will be probally no more of those damn shows. or they will
   become deathmatch live! slaughterama! either outcome is an
      improvement

38._when people say ufo they usually are talking about alien
   spaceships, they are identifing it. ufo has become a class-
   ification! what the f? a ufo is something you dont know
   what the hell is, its unidentified      damnit

39._im going to get a big fat ugly bulldog of slobber and name
   him kitty. yah. zat vould be fun.

40._ever had the urge just to fall down in a crowded place and
   scream "nixon is IN by BRAIN!!!! IIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" no?
   well why the hell not!? not! pot! snot!        (*phhbbt*)

41._if you go by the biblical timeline, there is a missing gap
   in history during jesus's life; hence 'Before Christ' and
   'After Death'. what happened during those 25-45 years? and
   what about the other people who got crucified? are they sym-
   bolic martyrs of god too or just victims of that popular
   Roman execution method? thats what crucifixition is, the way
   most roman cities executed poeple. cool eh?          oh yeah
   and all the old paintings are wrong,their palms werent naild
   to the wood it was their wrists. there isnt any cartalige in
   the palms so it would just rip because it cant support the
   weight. goes to show no one actually saw the damn thing, they
   just made it all up =D

42._add a zero und zat iz four twenty!!! spiffy!!! tokage

43._'now is the only thing thats real'
                                 -charles manson

44._'our undergarments may be soiled but our hearts remain pure'
                                 -melora creager

45._have you ever been driving (in a car) and a fly is in the car,
   but insteadof being pulled and smashed against the back window
   it stays relative to the "car's" gravity. what the hell is that?

46._euphinisms are annoying and i have made it my goal for the last
   while to elimate my use of them. they all came around when the
   pussified people didnt want to handle the 'offensive' context.
   the idea of calling it something different to lessen the effect
   is pointless. we went from niggers to negroes to blacks to african
   americans and next probaly to something even more degrading in the
   scrubed clean sense. people dont die they pass away. we dont put
   prisoners in prison we place them in a corrective institute. i would
   go on and more on but it would be annoing and pointless as well.

47._people take things too seriously. i have been wounded over joking
   remarks and obvious humor. like the ghetto-g-soldjahz-born-and-raised
   in-roseville who if they were true about their claims of 'smokin
   bluntz' than they would be far more laid back and not hurt me
   anymore. please, this is a calling to the people of the usa: SMOKE
   MORE MARY JANE!

48._philosphy/spirituality always have had a bad rap because people
   took them too literally. after picking it clean with technicalities
   and common sense they destroy the context of it. thats what happened
   too nietzche,christ,socrates,buddha and every other philosipher. it
   is also what happened to freud (hes a psychologist i know but same
   thing with the interpretation thing). most folks these days dont like
   freud and think he was a sick german nutbag. he kinda was but they
   took his ideas too litteraly. like the eudypus complex. its subcon-
   -scious and before the age when sex is understood, so there for the
   whole idea was blown out of perspective. no one can just think about
   stuff anymore. no wait, no one ever thought much about stuff. just
   sex and aggression. freud was right; and poorly heard. that is why
   was the rincarnation of christ. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA

49._why do people say "atm machine"? atm means automatic teler machine,
   thats what the m is: machine so that means everyone is walking around
   saying: "automatic teler machine machine". stupidity eh?

50._smoochie is the face of evil

51._more things i dont like:
              :sports commentators
              :people who talk about their favorite sports team and say "we"
              :sports
              :people who try to be hardcore
              :consurvatives
              :bling bling hip hop
              :L33tists (i ownded ju n00b!!!!!! ) (and other competetive gamers)
              :