Nataliya and Seth's Orlando Vacation
The REAL Story
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Well, we made it to the Kennedy Space Center. As we took this photo, the tour group continued on ahead. |
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I started to head back to the tour group, but Nataliya pulled me back. "Hey," Nataliya said, "Let's see where this passageway will take us!" |
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I reluctantly followed, and we walked underground for at least twenty minutes. I was about to suggest that we turn around when I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. We found ourselves next to a huge building. |
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Nataliya ran ahead, and when we got inside, she yelled out, "find me if you can!" Inside, there were dozens of rocketships laying around. I found her next next to a capsule of one of those rockets. |
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She went inside the capsule and had me strap myself in. "Hey," Nataliya said, "I wonder what this button does!" "Wait," I started to say, but the ship began to shudder and shake. The ship burst through the roof of the building and we soon were in space. Taking off our belts, we began to float around. |
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Nataliya did somersaults in the cargo bay as I started to yell at her! She had managed to get us in trouble again. She continued to laugh and bounce off the walls of the ship as I tried to explain to her the gravity (pun intended) of the situation. Just then, an alert sounded! We were being fired upon! |
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We were hit! We started to descend towards what looked to me to be a red planet! Bracing for impact, I was surprised when we landed in a marshy area next to an animal that looked similar to a crocodile! |
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It looked like the end for us, but a water boat of some sort picked us up! Soon we were speeding on the water towards... |
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A giant castle! It was an amazing sight to behold. |
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Nataliya knew Seth wouldn't ask for directions. She spotted someone in uniform and she asked for directions. "Oh," the policeman said, "I think you need to ask the Bandicoot." |
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Nataliya asked the Bandicoot for directions, but the language it used wasn't English. |
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It was getting late, and we wante to get home. The ground began to shake and we knew we had to get away! We jumped into a car but there were no keys! |
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Suddenly, a giant man was above us! Nataliya asked the giant of a man where we were and how we could get back home. "Duh," the bizarre-looking giant said, "You on Mars. Take train home. Eeeeeee! Pffft!" |
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Unfortunately, the giant crushed the train, shouting, "Oopsy!" We found an old Delorean and jumped in! |
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We hit the accelerator, and a voice from the backseat said, "Whoa! Slow down!" Nataliya and I looked at each other and looked back! "Hi," the colorful character said, "I'm Clowny!" |
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"I know that you want to go home and I can help you! He took us to his home and he began to stack his furniture higher and higher! "I'll build you a ladder home," he said! |
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This character wasn't going to be much help. We stepped outside and saw asian-looking women engaged in some sort of ritualistic dance. "We can help you get home. Stand still" They began to chant out something in a language unfamiliar to us both. A cloud of gas came from one of their rears and as it enveloped us. It smelled like poo but it was all tingly! We blacked out. |
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When we came to, we were back in New York! We were home!! |
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The End!! (c) 2003, Universal Studios Prodution) |