Nataliya and Seth's Las Vegas Vacation
The Short Version

When we got to Vegas, it didn�t take long for Nataliya to hit the all-you-can-eat buffet! Little did I know that she was the latest victim of a mad genius. Nataliya soon complained of internal discomfort, so we sought the services of Dr. Lunatic.

We took the elevator down to Dr. Lunatic�s underground laboratory, hoping to get some answers�

However, when we got there, I discovered too late that I was the real target of his experiments! He hooked me up to a slot machine�

�and sucked out my mojo!!

Before he could do more damage, we escaped through the underground tunnels!

We ran up the Vegas strip, but I discovered that Nataliya was not the nice girl she was when we first arrived. Something done in that lab had changed her! On a private estate, she ran up and turned the water sprinklers on � full blast!

She then set a lake on fire, a feat that even I have been unable to do!

Considering her deviant behavior, I decided to try and take advantage. �Hey hon,� I started, �How about we get you a pair like this?�

I thought she was up for the idea, but she drugged me and I passed out � next thing I knew, I was in France!

I got a plane back to Las Vegas and I looked all over the strip for Nataliya! She was in disguise when I found her!

I restrained her and dragged her back to the airport!

We finally returned to Newark airport, but not before Nataliya broke free, ran into the cockpit and landed the plane on Ikea!

THE END!!