"Casinos don't like to be robbed."
"That's a pretty narrow-minded attitude."
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"Onward, you ladies from Hell!
Forward, you market militia, you battle-hardened
bargain hunters, old sales campaigners, grocery
grenandiers, veterans never bested by an overcharge!
You troops of the breadline, doughgirls- INTO THE FRAY!
Show them no mercy! Push! Jostle! Shove!
Call them nasty names! Don't be ladylike!" - Lysistrata
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"A computer DOES save time at work.Now I can play solitaire without having to spend all that time shuffling real cards. "
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"illegal emagrents shold be sent back to mexico... i mean whear ever thay came from if 1, cant respecet our laws by comeing into the nation legaly, and 2, if thay cant learn to speack english."
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"You need a girlfriend so bad it's not funny. I mean, it is, but..."
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(Speaking of Captain Kirk)
Sarge506: he's James Bond in space
Sarge506: but I think he's better than Bond
Smellincoffee003: Kirk. James Tiberius Kirk.
Smellincoffee003: "Do you expect me to talk, Khan?"
Sarge506: LOL
Smellincoffee003: "No, Kirk, my old friend...I expect you to be buried alive...buried ALIVE....buried ALIIIIVE!"
Smellincoffee003: "KHAN!"
Smellincoffee003: "KHAAAN!"
Smellincoffee003: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Smellincoffee003: ;-)
Sarge506: LOL