"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain
"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock." - Will Rogers
"The law is-how should I put it?A convenience.Or a convenience for some people,and an inconvenience for other people.Like, take the law that says you can't go into someone else's house...I have a house,so, hey, I like that law.The guy without a house-what's he think of it? Stay out in the rain,schnook.That's what the law means to him..."- Paul Castellano
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
{When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.}
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
{I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.}
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream." - Mark Twain
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
"I know God promises not to give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." - Mother Theresa
"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams." - Anonymous