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| These quips are little quotes- funny dialouge, amusing statments, etc- that used to be on my AIM profile, but the list grew too big. Quotes from my IM conversations are featured in italics. I'm "Smellincoffee" and "Deranged Trekkie" | ||||||||
| Sarge506: If you were in love with a girl, and she was in love with you... Smellincoffee: This is obviously hypothetical. ------------------------------------------ db: ... db: you're easily amused, you know that? ----------------------------------------------- "If they won't join you - beat them!" --------------------------------------- Ethics? This is a computer game. It's all ones and zeros, baby! - (The Great Quan) ----------------------------------------- "So you like water, too? I love water! I can't believe how much we have in common.. So what do you like better- breathing in or breathing out?" ----------------------------------------- "Wherever I go, people stare in dumb admiration." "What happens when they speak?" "Never mind that." ------------------------------------------- "This is what growing old does to us Americans. We sit in our kitchens and swear at our appliances." (Bill Cosby) ------------------------------------------------ Jaguar the Jedi: Sarge has told me some horror stories of you cornering him for hours on end, showing him screenshots Jaguar the Jedi: I think the longest I've ever been in that situation was half an hour.. Deranged Trekkie: Everyone has those tales-- War stories, minutes on the front line with nothing but my folders of screenshots. ------------------------------------------------------------ "God grant me the serenety to avoid the civs too big for me,Courage to crush the ones I can, and the wisdom to know when to win by spaceship".- sabo10 ( Speaking of Civ3) ------------------------------------------------------------ "Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." ------------------------------------------------------------- "How can the United Nations be made useful? A couple hundred gallons of gasoline, a few wire hangers and whole bunch of marshmallows comes to mind....Oh wait, you're talking about Civ3 aren't you.?" - Ghengis Farb, Apolyton.net ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sarge506: sow what you reap, you know Smellincoffee003: Reap what you sow, you mean. ;-) Sarge506: oops Sarge506: yeah Sarge506: sorry Smellincoffee003: And you call yourself a midwesterner... ;-) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Smellincoffee003: Hey/ Sarge506: hi\ Sarge506: omg Sarge506: lol Sarge506: that slash was not on purpose Smellincoffee003: LOL ------------------------ Smellincoffee: I must be losing it. db: You lost it a long time ago, my friend. ;) ------------------------ Gilman: The fact remains that you- in all of your wisdom and logic- are a moron. ----------------------- Smellincoffee: My head hurts. I was trying to nod it along with the music. db: ...headbang? Smellincoffee: Yeah, that's it! ---------------------- More Profile Quips |
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