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These quips are little quotes- funny dialouge, amusing statments, etc- that used to be on my AIM profile,  but the list grew too big.  Quotes from  my IM conversations are featured in italics. I'm "Smellincoffee" and "Deranged Trekkie"
Sarge506: If you were in love with a girl, and she was in love with you...
Smellincoffee: This is obviously hypothetical.
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db: ...
db: you're easily amused, you know that?

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"If they won't join you - beat them!"
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Ethics? This is a computer game. It's all ones and zeros, baby! - (The Great Quan)

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"So you like water, too? I love water! I can't believe how much we have in common.. So what do you like better- breathing in or breathing out?"
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"Wherever I go, people stare in dumb admiration."
"What happens when they speak?"
"Never mind
that."
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"This is what growing old does to us Americans. We sit in our kitchens and swear at our appliances." (Bill Cosby)
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Jaguar the Jedi: Sarge has told me some horror stories of you cornering him for hours on end, showing him screenshots
Jaguar the Jedi: I think the longest I've ever been in that situation was half an hour..
Deranged Trekkie:  Everyone has those tales-- War stories, minutes on the front line with nothing but my folders of screenshots.

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"God grant me the serenety to avoid the civs too big for me,Courage to crush the ones I can, and the wisdom to know when to win by spaceship".- sabo10 ( Speaking of Civ3)
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"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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"How can the United Nations be made useful? A couple hundred gallons of gasoline, a few wire hangers and whole bunch of marshmallows comes to mind....Oh wait, you're talking about Civ3 aren't you.?" -
Ghengis Farb, Apolyton.net
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Sarge506: sow what you reap, you know
Smellincoffee003: Reap what you sow, you mean. ;-)
Sarge506: oops
Sarge506: yeah
Sarge506: sorry
Smellincoffee003: And you call yourself a midwesterner... ;-)
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Smellincoffee003: Hey/
Sarge506: hi\
Sarge506: omg
Sarge506: lol
Sarge506: that slash was not on purpose
Smellincoffee003: LOL
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Smellincoffee: I must be losing it.
db: You lost it a long time ago, my friend. ;)
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Gilman: The fact remains that you- in all of your wisdom and logic- are a moron.
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Smellincoffee: My head hurts. I was trying to nod it along with the music.
db: ...headbang?
Smellincoffee: Yeah, that's it!
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