| Random Thoughts Some of this may sound familiar. It's cuz I stole it. Did you just grab my ass? I wish my name were Cherie. Then I could say, "Yes, my name is Cherie, Cherie Perron." Oh and I also wish my last name were Perron. Of course, I'd be happy just to know someone named Cherie Perron. That way when people ask, "Are you two roommates?" we could respond "No....YES!" Oh, and I also wish I lived with her. Ode to Tilly (my apologies to Cake): I'm writing a song all about you, a true song about your bad food. Though others may hear it, there's no need to fear it, cuz bad food and unclean dishes are selling this year. I'll tell all about my food-poisoning, I'd like for the whole world to hear, I'd like to get even with you for my heaving, but bad food and unclean dishes are selling this year. Though I may complain about it, no one will change it, cuz my mommy and daddy already paid my food bill. Why? Why are you my friend? Why can't I have better friends? What am I doing right now? I'm probably eating Froggle Snacks (A National Entree) on a nice, long train to Ashmont! To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my father. Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming; I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful. I can't even SEE you, what are you talking about? I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet. "Dear friends let us love one another for love is of God, he who loves is born of God and knows God. He who does not love does not know God, for God is love." No means no. No is an act or instance of refusing or denying by the use of the word no. A negative decision. That's it. As you can see no is an answer in and of itself. 10 days after I turned 8 got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed...and I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lips and we couldn't even talk to each other until the 5th week because both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start talking he only spoke Polish and I only knew like 3 words in Polish except now I know 4 because Oscar taught me the word for lips...USTA! I guess they'd be happier if I just left. That's what I'll do. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna take my things and just go away. Yeah. I don't have any things. Well, I'll just go. Just with my hat. "Where is the ambiguity? It's over there in a box... Is the truth, as Hitchcock put it, in the box? No, there isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight... The point is dead, the beast is molting, and the fluff gets up your nose... I'm having treatment..." "I've got hos in different area codes... I'm the abdominal ho-man." I will agree that there is some sort of abomination involved here. Someone needs to be held accountable. Who wrote this "song"?? Was it you? Because pigs don't swim very well. "I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis" "I'm only trying to get in. I'm not trying out for Jesus." Jazz Hands! Hey! Stop throwing dildos out of the car! Someone could get hurt while trying to make butt prints. |