| This is dedicated to my friend Brendan. I started this when we were going out. Now I consider it a personal ad. Trust me ladies, after reading this you're going to want his phone number!!! "...Then you can get a nose job and a boob job." "One day I'm just going to tell you that you have a big ass." "If you polled people on what's odd about your face, I'm sure they wouldn't say your nose." "Well, I'm in if you're in" (made in reference to us going out) "You're more interesting than Java." (no, not a slang term for coffee. That's an elite status I think I have yet to reach) "I bet you thought I was going to kiss you." Kristen and Cherie walk in and Brendan and I are sitting on my bed and I have my head on his stomach and I'm laughing so hard that it hurts: Kristen: "what are you two laughing at?" Brendan (very matter-of-factly): "My penis" (we were actually laughing bc I made a comment about seeing his nose hair and he apologized. I commented that there are worse things that can be up your nose than nose hair. His response? "Yeah, like Woodrow Wilson!") Michelle: "If you don't say something soon, my webpage is going to get boring." Brendan: "I can think of something derogatory to say if you want me to." Seeing a pretty ring on TV Michelle: "oohhh shiny! I'm like a small child" Brendan: "Or a rodent" Michelle: "I resent that" Brendan (laughing): "I wasn't even talking about your teeth*!" Michelle (Not Laughing): "...neither was I." *apparently my teeth are giant and rodent-like "...I figured I'd IM you since you always want to talk to me, and I don't mind talking to you" then I talk for a while about how insignificant that last comment made me feel and how I wonder if he'd even notice if I dried up and blew away, so he reassures me with: "If you disappeared I'd prolly start wonder where you were after a few weeks." Brendan (Watching Rushmore): "That guy has a huge penis!" Cherie and Michelle: "WHAT?!" Brendan: "That guy has a big nose. What do you think I said?" I'm a sad panda. Usually whenever Brendan says something mean or stupid, he catches himself immediately and forbids me to taunt him for it. Now what fun is that?! To find out more about Brendan you can go to his webpage. Home |