157) Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
158) Go fart peas at the moon !!
159) Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
160) You Have reached rock bottom and showing signs of starting to dig.
161) You have the IQ of lint.
162) Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?
163) I bet you can open your mail with that nose!
164) Can you think without moving your lips?
165) You come from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot
166) They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.
167) They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
168) Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
169) Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
170) We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
171) You�re dark and handsome. When it's dark, you�re handsome.
172) I guess you�re depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
173) You�re living proof that man can live without a brain!
174) You�re so conceited your eyes behold each other perfectly.
175) You�re so short your hair smell like feet
176) You�re so old that your blood type was discontinued
177) You�re the kind of a man that I would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
178) You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.
179) Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
180) I bet you�d steal the straw from your mother's kennel.
181) Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!
182) Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
183) You have that far away look. The farther you get, the better you look.
184) No, you�re not stupid; you�re just possessed by a retarded ghost.
185) You�re so dense that light bends around you.
186) Bitch, you�re so fat, You own the the only car in town with stretch marks.
187) He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
188) I bet you�re the first in your family born without a tail.
189) He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
190) You�re the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.
191) Hey, act your age -- senile!
192) Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he
asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
193) Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
194) His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
195) Your origins are so low, we would have to limbo under your family tree.
196) Your personality's split so many ways you go alone for group therapy.
197) How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
198) How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
199) I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!
200) I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
201) I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
202) I bet your mother has a loud bark!
203) I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
204) I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
205) I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
206) I certainly hope you are sterile.
207) I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
208) I don't know what you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
209) I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
210) I don't think you�re a moron. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
211) I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
212) I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people
because they have to look at you.
213) I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
214) I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
215) I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
216) I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
217) I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
218) I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
219) I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
220) I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
221) I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
222) I heard that your brother was an only child.
223) I see you had a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
224) I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
225) I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
