227) I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
228) I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
229) I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
230) I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck, Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
231) I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!
232) I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
233) I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?
234) I worship the ground that awaits you.
235) I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high
236) I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.
237) I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
238) I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!
239) I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
240) I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
241) I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
242) I'd rather pass a kidney stone than waste another night with you.
243) I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds
244) If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
245) Don't blame me because your an idiot.
246) If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
247) If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
248) If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.
249) If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
250) If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.
251) If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
252) If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
253) If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
254) If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
255) I'm not as dumb as you look.
256) If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
257) If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
258) If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
259) If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
260) I bet if you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
261) If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.
262) If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
263) If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
264) Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
265) I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
266) I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
267) I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
268) I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
269) Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
270) Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
271) It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.
272) It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
273) I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
274) I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
275) I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.
276) I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
277) I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
278) Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
279) Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
280) Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
281) Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
282) Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
283) Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
284) Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
285) Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
286) Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
287) No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
288) Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
289) Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
290) Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.
291) Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
292) Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
293) People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
294) People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
295) People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
296) People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.
297) Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
298) Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
299) With those teeth, I bet you could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!
300) She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
