302) She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
303) She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
304) She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
305) You�re like Taco Bell. When people see you, they run for the border.
306) She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
307) Sit down and give your mind a rest.
308) Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
309) Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
310) Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but you just gargle.
311) Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
312) Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
313) Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.
314) Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
315) Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.
316) Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
317) Talk is cheap, but so are you.
318) The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
319) The going got weird and he turned pro.
320) The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
321) The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
322) The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
323) The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
324) The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
325) There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
326) There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
327) There is no vaccine against stupidity.
328) They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
329) They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
330) They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!
331) We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
332) We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
333) We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!
334) We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
335) We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
336) We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
337) Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
338) What color is the sky in your world?
339) What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
340) Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
341) Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
342) What's the latest dope - besides you?
343) When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
344) When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
345) When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
346) When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
347) When you feel terrific, notify your face.
348) When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
349) When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
350) When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
351) When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
352) Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
353) Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
354) With a mind like yours, who needs a body?
355) You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
356) You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.
357) You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
358) You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
359) You are no longer beneath my contempt.
360) You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!
361) You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
362) You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
363) You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
364) You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
365) You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car
366) You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.
367) You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
368) You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.
369) You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.
370) You have a face only a mother could love - and even she hates it!
