372) You have a speech impediment ... your foot.
373) You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?
374) You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
375) You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
376) You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.
377) You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
378) You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
379) You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
380) You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
381) You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
382) You should be the poster child for birth control. (Thanks, Richard J. Antus)
383) You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
384) You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
385) You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
386) You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
387) You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
388) You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
389) You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer
390) You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
391) Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.
392) Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
393) Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
394) Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
395) You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
396) You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.
397) You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
398) You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
399) You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
400) You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World. (Thanks, Joanne P. Beckett)
401) You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company. (Thanks, Deanne Deruchie)
402) You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
403) You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
404) You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
405) You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
406) You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
407) You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
408) You're so old you drove a chariot to school.
409) You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
410) You're so small, you pose for trophies.
411) You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
412) You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
413) You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
414) You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
415) You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone
416) You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
417) You're so ugly your spouse goes everywhere alone.
418) You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
419) Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.
420) You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
421) You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
422) You look like you comb your her hair with an eggbeater.
423) You�re so stupid you turned down the role of Helen Keller because you couldn't remember the lines
424) You�re A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat.
425) You�re such a ho, your closer to organized prostitution than anything else.
426) You�re a master at making nothing happen very slowly
427) She looks like something that would eat its young.
428) No woman of our time has gone further with less mental equipment
429) I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
430) I loathe you. You revolt me stewing in your consumption . . . you are a loathsome reptile - I hope you die.
431) I bet you were born during low tide in the gene pool.
432) You have about the same intelligence as a houseplant
433) You Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
434) You couldn't write dialog for a porno flick.
435) I see you�re diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
436) You don�t have the sense God gave an animal cracker.
437) Dr. Kevorkian got her from the neck up
438) You�re the evidence for the theory of a missing link.
439) Has the intellectual capacity of an Allen wrench
440) If his IQ were 2 points higher he would be a rock
441) You have about the same mental agility of a soap dish.
442) I see you�re quick as a corpse
443) You�re so far gone, hard drugs have pushed you closer to normal.
444) I see you sufferes from Clue Deficit Disorder.
445) I bet you're a salad tosser that comes with his own dressing.
