447) Don't be so humble, you're not that great.
448) Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
449) Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
450) Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper.
451) He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
452) Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draft from here.
453) Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman.
454) Michael Jackson's album was only called "Bad" because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for "Pathetic."
455) Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
456) He now looks like a Barbie doll that has been whittled at by a malicious brother.
457) With his womanly voice, stark white skin and Medusa hair, his gash of red lipstick, heavy eyeliner, almost nonexistent nose and lopsided face, Jackson was making his TV appearance in order to scotch all rumors that he is not quite normal.
458) He' a Boy Scout with a hormone imbalance.
459) He is a man suffering from petrified adolescence.
460) You�re so dumb youe can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
461) If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
462) Washington could not tell a lie; Nixon could not tell the truth; Reagan cannot tell the difference.
463) Oh, if I could just piss the way he speaks!
464) He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
465) You�re sitting in a sewer and adding to it.
466) You�re the only genius with an IQ of 60.
467) You�er the triumph of sugar over diabetes.
