91) Ha! I knew it! Your mother taught you the alphabet between customers, didn't she?
92) What's wrong, puss-boy, do you have to rely on other people to create an image for you?
93) Can't you give yourself a good name? You must be a real spinless bitch
94) That not-so-fresh feeling is the impending reality that your life really is a pointless merry-go-round...a bottomless hole of inconsequentiality. Get used to it
95) I wouldn't fuck you with Rosie O'Donnell's dick.
96) The first step in over-coming your drug addiction is admitting you have a problem.
97) I believe in hiring the handicapped they are fun to watch
98) Once you've been to the forbidden valley a few times it loses what little charm it had to begin with.
99) It's no mystery. It doesn't take much to impress a monkey
100) The way you fuckers sexually abuse cows up there every last one of you motherless bastards must be high as a kite seven days a week
101) Nowadays, stupidity cannot be avoided no matter how hard you try to escape it
102) I feel like I am wandering thru dumb-fuck city.
103) You seem to be a narcissistic bastard that loves to talk about yourself.
104) You sound like a cracked-out eight-year-old with Down's Syndrome
105) I recommend a psychiatric evaluation and heavy sedatives
106) Make a note of this name, folks, and make sure to make fun of this idiot if you ever meet her
107) You know you're leading a sad life when a nymphomaniac tells you ...
"Let's just be friends.�
108) Most of you people have about the same social standing as a dead otter.
109) Stick to what you know, playing video games and jerking off to Cosmopolitan magazine
110) A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
111) A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
112) A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
113) After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
114) All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
115) All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
116) And there you are: reigning supreme at number two.
117) Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
118) Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
119) Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
120) Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
121) Are your parents siblings?
122) As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
123) You�re as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.
124) At least you are not obnoxious like all the others - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
125) I bet you�re better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
126) Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
127) Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
128) Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
129) Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
130) Converse with any plankton lately?
131) You have diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
132) Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
133) Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
134) Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
135) Did your parents have any children that lived?
136) Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
137) Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
138) Do you want do die stupid?
139) Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
140) You don�t know the meaning of the word fear, but then again you don�t know the meaning of most words.
141) Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
142) Is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
143) Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
144) Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
145) Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
146) Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
147) Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
148) Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
149) You need a license to be that ugly.
150) Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already
without your working so hard to give us another?
151) Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
152) Every girl/guy has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
153) Excellent time for you to become a missing person.
154) Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.
155) For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours
