32) Shut your cock-nozzle
33) Are you pissed because you know I'm always right or are you pissed because
you're a closet cock-sucker?
34) It's okay, buddy, there are plenty of other losers out there to keep you company
35) Mom always told me it was foolish to get angry with inanimate objects......but you piss me of anyway!
36) That's because I know what I'm doing and you're a Pavlovian little prick.
37) Those with no personality must borrow one. Make the most of it, numb-nuts
38) I'm sure your breath alone could knock out most men
39) You must think I'm your bitch. That's common among retarded dyslexics. The truth of the matter is that you're MY bitch
40) Sounds like you have one hell of a speech impediment
41) Shut up you cock-smoking mule-fucker
42) I admire your honesty, now shut your fucking mouth before I puke in it
43) Go clean ur tits/ass, your dad said he�s finished
44) You want funny...try reading the Old Testament. There's a real knee-slapper
45) Hoping will get you nowhere
46) Your one-track mind has definitely been de-railed
47) Spoken like a true erudite (that's Latin for asshole).
48) I bet ass-raping your mom takes a lot of work
49) Your bland remark could stand a little distillation, you lead-tongued sack stroker.
50) If any value is to be had from a statement it must have both a point and brevity.
51) You remind me of someone who used to annoy me
52) You're ugly and your mother has seen more dick than a Greyhound bus station urinal.
53) Hey shitsuck....I couldn't do anything worse than what nature has already done to you
54) Is that the dim spark of an idea in your brain, knob-bobber
55) I bet you�re a rotund water buffalo who scares little children
56) why don't you shut the fuck up before you burn out those few remaining vacuum tubes up there in your skull.
57) Are you television "friendly" or some ugly fucker?
58) I hate people that are so nice all the time you are my kind of guy.
59) The thing I wonder is if you're as cute as your personality...are you married?
60) No matter what excuse you little dicked fuckers give for your lack of endowment, no matter how many women tell you differently, they just don't want to hurt your feelings, size will always matter.
61) You know dip-shit, you need to learn to express yourself. Stop beating around the bush, don't sugar coat anything. If you have something to say, you should just come out and say it
62) I only see my Master on the weekends...can someone please provide me with some abuse to tide me over?
63) You are, without a doubt, the single most disgusting, perverted, self-absorbed, narcissistic, shame-less, maladjusted freak on yahoo
64) You must have baby shit for brains. There is nothing left up stairs man.
65) You�re a mumbling idiot besieged by a family that probably hates you.
66) This sounds like nothing short of a pimp factory to me.
67) you stupid, sperm-guzzling bastard
68) I'd just like to say you are one sick ass deminted mother fucker.
69) What kind of bizarre, twisted freaks are you people?
70) I knew you were a sweating perverted, dog-humping porn-junkie
71) You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.
72) You need help? Find the first bridge and I will help push u off.
73) You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head
and shit down your neck!"
74) Keep it in your pants, Don Juan. I'm not your type
75) you suck u twisted perverted cum bunny
76) I would appreciate not seeing your dribble, you�re burning up my screen's usefulness
77) You can talk all the shit you want but I bet you wouldn't last 3 min. in a boxing ring with me.
78) You don't get laid much, do you?
79) The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was
the founder of civilization.
80) Yawn.... Oh! Sorry, did you say something?
81) Everyone has a photographic memory, you�re just out of film
82) You seen to be quite well balanced, whenever you take a cock in the ass you always take one in your mouth right?
83) How about you suck my honey box you coper-phasic mutt
84) Well, cry me a fucking river you panzy-assed boot-licker
85) If Western civilization were to fall and rise again over the
next five thousands years I still wouldn't give a flying shit about your opinions
86) If I were you, you rotund, freak of nature, I would stay under the bridge where I belong to keep from getting tagged by forestry rangers
87) Oh shut up you festering herpes sore on the labia of life.
88) If you could keep your mind off of chicken wings for five minutes you might realize that fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
89) My recommendation is to take that giant, bulbous ass, stick
those two mammoth, sagging milk bags in a wheelbarrow, and
roll yourself to the nearest fucking clinic and Alcoholics
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