Because it's never used.
Why are men happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
How do men excercise at the beach?
By sucking in their tummies everytime they see a women in a bikini.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and goodlooking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
How do you get a man to do situps?
Put a remote in between his toes.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What do men consider a 7 course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Fithly" and "Filthy but wearable"
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a)One-men will screw anything
b)Five-one to actually do the screwing and four to listen to him brag about it
What do men consider foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
WHO CARES??
How does a man change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows-we've never seen it done!!
E.T. phoned home!
