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| Men are like.... *placemats...,they only show up when there's food on the table *mascara...they usually run at the first sign of emotion. *bike helmets...handy in emergencies but otherwise they just look sillie. *government bonds...they take soooo long to mature. *copiers...you need them for reproduction, but that's about it. *lava lamps..fun to look at, but not all that bright. *bank accounts...without a lot of money, they don't generate that much interest. *high heels...they're easy to walk on, once you get the hang of it. *miniskirts...if you're not easy, they'll creep up your legs. |
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