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1. One word: FOREPLAY > This just isn't an option. Sex just isn't about you getting off. CHICKS >dig >foreplay, add this word to your vocabulary!! > > 2. BREASTS!! > These aren't just your own personal hand warmers. They were put there >for >more than feeding our future kids. You guys look at them enough, now act on >what you're thinking!! > > 3. Going down halfway > Okay, don't go down to the belly button then come back up! If you're not >gonna go all the way down, don't go below the neck. > > 4. Be gentle > We ARE human and we DO feel pain. Don't be rough unless we ask for it. > > 5. Drooling and/or slobbering > Just DO NOT do it! We know you want us and we know we look good, but we >don't wanna smell like your spit. > > 6. We are not MIND READERS!! > How hard is it to give us a facial expression or two or God-forbid >words?! C >ome on guys!! > > 7. SLOW DOWN...... > This is NOT a sprint race. In fact, if it were a race, it would be a >race >of endurance. > > 8. Shave!! > No chick likes having rug burn on her face after kissing her man!! No >matter how damn cute you think you look - it's probably hurting your girl! > > 9. Be Creative!! > There's more than just the missionary position...enough said. > > 10. Screaming.... > No matter what you think, we don't like screaming your name as much as >you >like hearing it. > > 11. BYOC > Don't always expect the chick to provide the "HAPPY GLOVE"....and you >know >this so think ahead!! > > 12. Your hands!! > Okay guys, look down right now at your hands, we want them clean enough >we >could eat off them!! We don't want something with calluses and dirt >underneath >e your nails coming anywhere close to our bodies!! > > 13. Find the clitoris!! > God put it there for a reason - now start using the gifts God gave you!! > > 14. After sex: BROADCASTING!! > Don't go bragging to your friends that you got us so called "dick >whipped" >and that you "got a piece". It's just not cool, and really, do you think >they >believe you?!?! > > 15. Keep it REAL!!!! > When you're at the point of breaking off the relationship, please don't >wait til then to tell us we didn't hit it right!! You know damn well we had >you climbing walls and walking on air. We saw those toes of yours curling!!
