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 The Fashionable Closet Slashability: 90% Cordelia? Ever so slashable! Now most of America still has the conception that lesbian=dykeadelic. Oh, you poor disalluded youth. Cordelia herslef is the picture of class and glamour. And this makes her all the more slashable. Glam is the personification of todays modern lipstick lesbian. And Cordy? She's on her way there. Let's face it, the poor dear can't have a decent relationship to save her life. There was the string of two week relationships in high school where she went from high school guys to college guys to younger guys. . . . even then you had to start thinking about what happened when she ran out of guys. When she finally meets one she likes, he's killed in the student lounge by a pack of vamps. Love on the Hellmouth. And then there was Xander. The Xander relationship was VERY big with the feelings, even if she would never admit it. Evidence? Look at her inner bitch coming out to play in full force when she caught him with Willow. She was a bigger bitch than usual, and for Cordy, that's saying a lot. After that, there was the short lived crush on Wesley, which kind of died when he kissed her like a over friendly lama. (Don't ask how I know what that's like. My therapist says I'm not ready yet.) So, emotionally tattered and even worse poor, her Divaness heads to L.A. to see her name in lights. No offense, but unless it was for being the headliner at one of the Sunset Strips finer gentlemen's establishments, it just didn't look like that was gonna happen any time soon. Then she meets an Agent, and thinks her carrer could take off. Nope. Turns out he wanted to kill her. Her next prospect? Seemingly charming man in nightclub who turns out to only use her as a demon incubator. Cordy does not do pregnant good. Needless to say, this did not go over well with her. When we last left her, she was leaving the Groosulug, who was suprisingly handsome for a demon. Cordy was itching for some action, but alas, that pesky good of the world thing got in the way. To conclude, Cord's love life? It sucks. With men anyway. Which leads one to wonder, why not consider, greener pastures. Just a final thought, it's been my experience those who are most freaked out by the idea of being a lesbian are those who have secretly given it WAY to much thought. We do all remember Her Royall Heterosexualness's reaction when she thought Harmony was a lesbian. Denial much? I think so. If you're going to be in a closet though, at least it's a fashionable one. Are you thinking about slashing Cordelia? Read my Guide to Cordelia before you start. |
