| WELCOME TO THE NEW WEEKLY SlaM!!! |
| That being said...let's get on to the S l a M M i N!!!! |
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| Well...that's about it for this week...so till later.... |
| I AM SlaM, and you ONLY...wish you WERE!!! |
| What's THIS?!?! A NEW Weekly SlaM!!! My god, has it been long!!! And with a law suit pending, my 21st right around the bend, and money near my crotch I can say life is pickin up again! My music's commin along real nicely and as it pertains to vocals, I'm startin to gain confidence in that area. Maybe it stems back to what a music teacher in elementary school once said to me. "You'll never be a singer" Shit like that sticks when you're young. Being told you can't do something, you tend to believe it. But thinking about where he ended up, I can surely say he was just a jealous prick!!! |
| "I say, you sure did just look like a complete dumbass!" I say...you sure do look like your gonna get a kicked ass...fucker! (With an evil growl for better effect) ""I wonder if your mom's good in the sack?" Well with a sack like yours, we'll probably never know, so fuck off! (Like they say it in Snatch...with an English tone!) and finally... "I hear you suck on a daily basis!" You're right...I do suck. Cuz it sucks to enjoy life alot better than a sorry ass bastard like you, and with the lack of in-fucking-telligence you suffer from, you don't see that you're a piece of shit, and ya suck hairy hog! |
| (Doing a happy dance....doing a happy dance...) |
| For the lonely, horny types....there's Midget Punching. For the slobbishly lazy, there's the elite rank of Couch Potato. No matter who you are, and no matter what walk of life you abide by...there's a common bond behind each persons being...the urge to have a good time doing the most idiotic things. Maybe your inner voice is crank calling some distant 800-number? Perhaps you sleep with a woopie cushion under your pillow at all times? There's no limit as to how far this genetic gift can reach! But there is a way to tame it. And I aim to point out a few of them to you in this. You wake up, groggy and detatched. You feel like the who day ahead of you is going to suck the balls off a donkey. Solution: Call in sick to work/school and go bowling! With the rest of your time, do something you normaly can't do. Like bungee jumping or going to an amusement park. Seize the day spuckey... SEIZE THE DAY!!! You're stressed out beyond all recognition. Everywhere you go...baby's crying, women bitching, going nowhere, and suffocating the whole way there. Solution: Eat a Nutty Buddy, take a smoke break (or just a break if ya don't partake in such things) grab a Game Boy, and veg out for an hour or so. Relaxation does wonders for your train of thought! You live in fear of what tomorrow's gonna bring. Change scares you...whether it be life altering, or even as little as your favorite cereal being discontinued. Solution: Realize you can't control this, and then grow a mullet. As drastic as it sounds, with what it takes to manage one, you'll change yer mindset REAL quick!!! |
| "No, Sir...I don't like it!" |
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| But this brings to mind other similar events that've taken place in my life. From my brother laughing at the idea of me becomming a professional wrestler, to countless people telling me I'm, in the love-a-ble words of Chris Farley, "NOT GOING TO AMOUNT...TO JACK...SQUAT!!!" Where do you turn when this shit get's thrown into your face? I tell ya where...you turn to what you're good at, and you stick with it! Believe in what you think...listen to other's opinions...and consider the pro's and con's of the choices ahead of you. It's your regret to swallow in the end. And it's them proven wrong if you don't have to! |
| Reply's toward Negativity (Responses to Assholish comments) |
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| Allll-righty. Now that I got that outta my system... |
| Fun things to do to pass your time: (From channel surfing to full-scale mooning, we have it all!) |