9 June 2003
My brother, my uncle, and I were drving back from a restaurant last night and we got to talking about the Liam Lynch "United States of Whatever" song. A few minutes later:

Me: "So, you guys want to go in the jacuzzi, or spa, or whatever?"
Them (in unison): "Whatever!"

My site is becoming popular! Whenever anyone says "Whatever!" I think of that as my own personal website advertisment. Hehe. A few days ago, I was talking to HR and she said "Whatever!" in response to something about Kathy. I started laughing. Free commercials!

Okay, yeah, I know. I'm the only one who knows about this site (except for Turtle and Dan and FiFi and Kote). But still! I like denial. It's a happy place to be.
Stupid fucko Kathy. She was on her way out the door today (of course past 3:00...gotta get that overtime!) and she stopped halfway out the door to lean up against the file cabinet in our office to chat with me about how she is sooo incredible! So, I actually have to participate in the conversation since she is staring right at me.

Then, she had to go say some stupid shit that was completely incorrect. Since I made a
vow to correct her sorry ass whenever she does this, I correct her.

Me: "Actually, pigs can't really fly. Well, unless you toss them"
Kathy: "Why?"
Me: "Because they're not areodynamically able to."
Kathy: "Why?"
Me: "Because that's just the way they were made"
Kathy: "Why?"
Me: "Because!"
Kathy: "Why? Hehe...see what I'm doing? I'm pretending like I'm a five-year-old. Hehe."

What a nutjob! I can't believe that at 35 years old, she still thinks it's funny to do that! Well, I should have figured as much. For every "He-ey, whatcha doin'?", there is a "Why?" It's just wrong on so many levels I stopped counting.

But, on an upnote, Just got word that our new desks are supposed to arrive either tomorrow or Wednesday, which means Kathy will be out of this office hopefully by the end of the week.
Skyzy88: fuck! i can't hear a damn thing because kathy is talking so loud
Skyzy88: "ufortunately, we sometimes don't know why it does that"
Skyzy88: she just told that to a customer
Turtlelan1: stupiiiiiiiiiiiid
Skyzy88: yeah, i know
Turtlelan1: unprofessional

Kathy is constantly telling people that "sometimes, it just does that" or "we do not know what is causing this glitch" or, when a customer asks for something to be done "Actually that will not be an easy task". These are cut and pasted from actual emails! I have dozens like this! No wonder why I get so many complaints about Kathy's kustomer service!
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