Twitchy - 10 June 2003

10 June 2003

I found my Easter basket from . . . well, Easter. I found all sorts of neat stuff. I have a Pez Batman. He is very cool, although generally speaking I don't envision Batman as a guy who goes around barfing purple squares of sugar on his enemies. Minor detail.

I can't take much more today. I am about ready to blow up! I have a shitload to write about. I fucking hate Kathy and wish she would die! I might just be irritable. Kathy might just be a spawn of Satan. Who knows!

My most favorite customer in the world sent in an email to the general support box. He usually sends them directly to me. I start working on the email and then I look over and I see Kathy shuffling papers around. I feel a gurgling pool of dread in my stomach as I ask Kathy what she is working on. Fuck her! Fuck Kathy! Over and over and over again. Fucking fucker fuck! His email had come in 5 minutes earlier and she was fucking doing it! He is MY guy. Fucking fucko. I fucking hate her and wish she'd fucking die! She's fucking doing my fucking job. Why the hell do i even work here when they've got Kathy?!?!?!? My work here is done. By someone else! Under great aggravation, nothing beats the eloquence of a nice long string of fuckity fucking fucks. And it sure as hell doesn't help that my eye is twitching like a hummingbird.

She's moving furniture in her "new office". HR (who will now be known as Melissa) saw that the furniture was arranged and got royally pissed off. She sent an email to everyone saying that the furniture was not to be moved. McFly's boss (from now on, he will be known as Tom) decided to get us smaller desks so that way there is more room. Of course, Kathy would have something to say about that because she is the boss of all.

Skyzy88: she just told me she was looking for a tape measurer to do measurements in her new office
Turtlelan1: ?
Turtlelan1: freak!
Skyzy88: yeah, and she goes "the way i have it arranged right now, i'll have to rearrange it when we get a new person in because there won't be room for the new person"
Turtlelan1: whatever!
Skyzy88: so I totally got joy out of telling her Tom's plan to get us new shorter desks
Turtlelan1: what did she say about it?
Skyzy88: she said "if they do, then at least i hope they give us drawers"
Turtlelan1: ?
Skyzy88: and i'm all "it'll be around the same size as our computer desks, but with a drawer instead, probably"
Skyzy88: and she goes "no, i don't think so. it needs to be halfway between our computer desk and our drawers desk"
Turtlelan1: i hate her
Skyzy88: yeah, me too

Kathy doesn't think so? She finds the desks inacceptable? Well then, she can go find somewhere else to work!
Please!

McFly took me into his office today to tell me that I was doing setups wrong. I had requested that someone yesterday needed to submit a setup form and McFly told me that he didn't have to and we shouldn't ask. It felt almost like he was trying to find fault with my work. I'm a little bit worried that because I have a "personality difference" with his most favorite employee (Kathy) that he is now out to get me gone. You know, for causing problems in the perfect department and stuff. And how they never had problems before I came (even though there were plenty of problems, Turtle just wasn't vocal enough about them).

Basically, I told McFly that Kathy is the one who told me a few months ago that I am to request a setup form from everyone. I should have realized that the dumbshit who trained me was incorrect yet again. She got me in trouble. Turtle said that I don't have to worry about losing my job. If McFly gets mad at me because of Kathy, she'll straighten him out.

Turtle also thinks we need to talk to McFly again and this time tell him that Kathy is demanding and bossy and controlling and steps on other people's toes and is not cooperating with the group. Turtle is getting pissed at me because I don't want to do it. I just want to wait until she is out of the office and see how bad things are then.

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