Why? - 11 June 2003

11 June 2003

Hello, my name is Jane Doe and I spoke with Kathy on May 13th to cancel our account. I just got billed again.

I look into the account and it's not even canceled! At all! So I tell the lady that I have canceled it and she wants to know why it wasn't canceled before. All I can tell her is that I have no idea. Jane Doe said that Kathy had taken care of it and sounded like everything was set and there would be no charges. So why? Why? Basically, that is the same question I have. Why? Why does Kathy exist? Why can't she leave? Why me? Why, God, Why?

Welcome to my sonnet, would you mind if I apprise...
You�re the most attractive reader, that I�ve ever had [rolls eyes].
No,...really...and I�d like to add, that, just from where I�m at,
You must be really confident to wear your hair like that.

I find this most endearing (and I�m not just being flip) �
When reading, did you know you quite discretely move your lips?
I bet you get this all the time for every other bard �
It�s cute the way you kind of squint when words are long or hard.

I like that you are not too shy to use a dictionary.
Believe me, I would, too, if I had YOUR vocabulary.
Ya gotta love a reader who don�t think that it�s a crime
To sound the really big words out, a little at a time.

I tease because I love, and, yes, I love the ones I tease.
You�ve been a lovely reader. Oh, and have a breath mint...Please!!

The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
--Bertrand Russell

The trouble with my job is that Kathy thinks she knows everything and I am currently too scared of her to tell her she doesn't.
--Skyzy

Turtle had a talk with McFly today about Kathy. He basically gave us free reign to say and do whatever we wanted to get Kathy to fall in line. Yes! Turtle thought it was a better idea to wait until after Kathy moved out of the office before I started speaking up. I mean, imagine a confrontation with Kathy and then, I leave? to my desk? and sit in uncomfortable silence with her in the same office until she leaves? Doesn't exactly work too well that way.

Turtle also mentioned that McFly asked if Turtle wanted to have Kathy fired. I mean, I don't even want to have Kathy fired. I just want her dead. Is that too much to ask?

I left for lunch today to meet someone. As I was on my way out, I decided that I needed to check my email to make sure I hadn't gotten any messages from the person I was meeting for lunch. When I came back towards my office (the lights were already off, of course), Kathy was standing over my desk, looking through my things. As I got closer, she left my stuff alone and pretended to be looking out the window. I went over to my desk and she didn't move out of the way. TOTALLY invading on my proximics! She commented on how the sky was overcast.

Two things I managed to deduce from this with my ginormous brain:
1) Kathy has been going through my stuff like the invasive, nosy bitch she wishes to be.
2) Kathy looks out the window and waits to see me leave the building whenever I go out.

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