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12 June 2003 |
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Very occassionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn't suck. -Joss Whedon
If it wasn't for the beer and the porn, being a grown-up would really just suck. Whereas, thanks to the beer and the porn, being a grown up is really just sucking. Which is a whole other thing. |
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Today, we got our new furniture. Which means that Kathy should be gone SOON!!!! Turtle is out sick today, so this should be interesting. Kathy stood over and delegated the entire time the furniture people and the Administrative staff were moving furniture and arranging things. This really pissed a lot of people off.
Melissa's assistant, Annie, told me that I deserve some kind of award or something. Why, yes, yes I do! I should be entered into Sainthood.
The furniture people hadn't even left yet and she was moving her boxes into her new office. Wow! I didn't realize she wanted to get away from me that bad or that quickly! Which, I really seriously don't mind. |
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Damn! I spoke too soon. Kathy decided to stay in the office for the rest of the afternoon. I had to put up with her annoying "I want something to eat, too!" and her "I'm not leaving for lunch until my minions are back from their lunches" and "b...................................."
I just keep chanting over and over in my head "One more day. One more day. One more fucking day. One more fucking day. One fucking more fucking day. Fucking one fucking more fucking day. Fucking fucking fucking!"
Finally, at 2:45, I go and talk to Annie, asking her if there is anything she can do to speed up the process of getting the creature from the zoo out of the office and into her new one. Annie, God bless her, gets Kathy moved out within 1 minute of me asking.
I owe her big time! Dude! I more than owe her! I shall worship Annie! Now the only questions are: "where should I make the ritual sacrifice" and "does she prefer lamb or cow?" |
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A new coworker came into our office today to chat and get to know us. Somehow she and Kathy got to talking about the air conditioning in the building and Kathy told how she turns on the floor heater (which is NOT allowed) to heat the office up. The new coworker asked if we both like the same temperature. I shook my head no. Kathy said "Yes". Kathy said how since we're both heavy, we get warmer quicker. EXCUSE ME?!?!?! First off, I only need to lose about 10-20 pounds. Secondly, you're a freaking heifer! Not the same at all! Not only that. How many fucking times have I complained to her about the door and the heat and she says that we both are agreeable with it? Fucking A! |
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What the fuck?!?! Amazon.com is now using "Hoozah!" That's my word.
"Huzzah!
Over 100,000 books are priced at 30% off list price."
But, then again, this is coming from the website that advertises "Clean underwear" |
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