23 May 2003
Skyzy88: kathy's burping up a storm now
Turtlelan1: grosssssssssssssss
Turtlelan1: no manners
Skyzy88: well, she is at least saying "excuse me"
Turtlelan1: ha! classic
Skyzy88: see, the key to a good burp in public is to make it as unseemly as possible.
Skyzy88: that way, it's more of a funny, rude behaviour than a gross, disgusting act of nature
Turtlelan1: hummm. i love it when guys do it for fun cause it can be so lound and obnoxious
Skyzy88: and that is the only way to do it. if you can't do it like that, then don't burp in public
Skyzy88: at all
Turtlelan1: ha! i bet if you tell her, she would say tha she won a burp medal in high school
Turtlelan1: like kathy. always trippin'
Skyzy88: and that she could beat all the guys in burping contests
Skyzy88: which we know isn't true, because no girl can ever be as good as a guy
Skyzy88: unless the girl is a guy
Skyzy88: hmmmm.......
Turtlelan1: she could be
Turtlelan1: hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Turtlelan1: victor or victoria
Skyzy88: ROFLMAO
Skyzy88: Patrick or Patricia
Turtlelan1: ha
Skyzy88: Winnifred or Fred
Turtlelan1:  i love it
Skyzy88: Carrie or Cary
Turtlelan1: stop it
Turtlelan1: mr. or ms. Turtle?
Skyzy88: LMAO
Skyzy88: Mr. or Ms. Kathy?
Skyzy88: oh wait, that's not funny
Skyzy88: it might be true
Turtlelan1: kathy likes to be "it"
Skyzy88: heeee!
Turtlelan1: no one know what "it" is
Skyzy88: what is it? it is unknown
Skyzy88: hmmm, we should disect "it" and study "it"
Turtlelan1: no way
Skyzy88: well, if disecting constitutes the death of "it", then I am all for it (the disecting, not the "it")
Turtlelan1: that is good then
God, grant me the serenity to accept that people can and will change when I make them, the courage to tell them they don't have a flipping clue what they're talking about, and the wisdom to make it through a Friday without snapping their arrogant heads off to toss into the Pacific Ocean.
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