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| 26 May 2003 | |||||||||||||
| No work today! It' Memorial Day. Or maybe Labor day. Not sure. So of course, I am writing this in the future. Or maybe in the past for the future, since I know I will not be at work on Monday. Or maybe I got lazy and didn't write it in the past, and am in fact writing it in the future because I was saving it for the future to fill in. I confuzzeled now. |
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| Yes, I'm a smoker. I heard something interesting the other day about smoking and thought I'd share it. I heard that smokes are more addictive than heroin. Which got me thinking. With heroin, you get health insurance carriers and work programs designed to give you 30 days of care and methadone and shit. With smokes, people tell you to Hang Tough like New Kids on the Block and give you a lollipop. Fuckers. I want methadone and a stark white room in a clinic. Except instead of everyone sitting in a circle, smoking, and telling war stories, we all sit around a circle and shoot heroin and tell war stories. Oh, well. I think I'm gonna go have me a cigarette. Quit smoking? Nope. Don't have it in me. I may die young, but I'll die awake, drunk and full of nicotine. |
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