You Know You're A Backie When... Part 5

(Compiled from the bttf.com message boards)


Fifth page... most common punctuation error:
When someone says something, there's supposed to be a comma before and/or after the open/closed inverted commas - i.e. 'He said, "Blablabla."; or, "Blablabla," it said.


YKYABW... Part 5:

- You go on this site when you're supposed to be checking vocab quizzes for the student assistant.
- purplewear

- Whenever you get freaked out you say, "Ok McFly [your real name]...get a grip on yourself, this is all a dream...just a...very intense...dream..."
- Whenever someone calls a kid "g_a_y"" you ask, "Why shouldn't he be happy?" (like Doc says in a BTTF1 outtake =D) (I dunno what the **** the deal is but alot of kids call each other homos, gays, and f_ags...there's no point in name calling each other with those words)
- Whenever someone says a famous quotee incorrectly, you're usually the first one to correct 'em.
- Whenever someone challenges you to aa race you tell your friend to "grab hold of somethin'" then you jam into reverse and tell your friend you're not stupid enough to race that *******
- If you're like Marty, you know exacttly where you're gonna live...someday. (Ed: I'm going to live in a building. You?)
- If you're a non-alcoholic like Doc, you'll pass out on your first drink, cuz ya "just like ta hold it".
- As soon as you get the DVDs you checck out the extras first before you see the movie...or vice versa.
- Whenever you hear Hello McFly by Rellient K, you think the song is heavy..and when you listen to Billie Jean by Michael Jackson you remember Marty's moonwalk scene in Part 3. =D... and when you hear "Beat It" by Michael Jackson, you remember Marty kicking Griff in the shadow spot...
- Whenever you see the BTTF4 Spin Cityy episode, you are disappointed that there's not one thing related to BTTF in the episode...
- Zack

- You know you're hooked when... you contact E.L. Brown or go to that address and try to take pictures of him (or her?) and show them on this very board...
- When_the_heck_are_they?

- BTTF is the main reason for owning khaki pants, huge sunglasses, and purple underwear. Also I had the very first Nintendo game, called Duck Hunt. It was a combo game with the 1st Mario Bros that came with the system. (I got that when I was like 4, back in '86) Anyway, I kept the toy gun from that game just because it reminds me of the one from Wild Gunman.
- Blind Spot

- When the doc says at the end of the cartoon, "see you in the future," you say, "you mean the past."
- DocsGirl

- You run out of a bar/diner immediately looking for a skateboard
- You tell your dad, "If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything"
- You sign up for the coastguard youthh auxiliary
- Muhlfly

- If you're like Lorraine's father... you mess around with your TV til it works and you can finally watch Jackie Gleason while you eat!
- Whenever you leave your uncle's, graandmother's, or anyone that doesn't live in your city's house and you come back every year...you say, "uhhhh...see you all later!...much later.."
- Zack

- When you set all your clocks exatcly twenty-five minutes slow.
- When you go to your local courthousee and ask them to stop the clock at 10:04 pm next Saturday night.
- When you've been struck by lighting and liked it.
- AlternateStrickland

- Something else about lightning: The first thought when you hear it isn't one of fear, but "The Storm" or "Doc, you don't wanna get struck by lightning!" I've heard thunder alot, but only seen a lightning storm maybe 5 or 6 times, and that's always what I think! (Ed: I got caught in a lightning storm once out at sea... it was really scary. My first thought was of the Hill Valley lightning storm. My second thought was, "AHHHHHH! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Scary. My kayak nearly capsized a few times. *shudders* And apparently someone saw jellyfish in the water...)
- Blind Spot

- When you see a bunch of BTTF DVDs sitting in the store and you feel sorry for them because nobody wants to buy them.
- purplewear

- Whenever you buy the DVD set, it becomes your most valuable item you own and if anyone, ANYONE besides you even lays a finger on the COVER... you get so mad and say "NOW YOU RUINED IT'S VALUE!" =S
- Whenever you take your car to a shopp, you say, "Hey I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!"
- If your friend has an attractive momm you tell your buddy, "say 'hi' to your mom for me."
- Zack

- Even after you buy the DVDs, you go into the store to buy another DVD, you see the trilogy on the shelf, still get excited when you see it and you go over and look at it.
- When you are watching it the other dday and you kept yelling that this is the best movie ever made and your mother says, "no it's not, 29th street is," and you say, "yes it is cause it has everything in it from science fiction to romance and it has one character in it that no other movie has - Dr. Emmett Lathrop Brown and your mother gives you a weird look
- DocsGirl

- I've actually made my dad watch BTTF so many times that he can't think of any other movie that's better.
- purplewear

- In 2015 you hope to own Marty's future jacket and pair of shoes.
- In 2015,you hope they still have Willd Gunman on arcade so you'll have a chance to play it.
- If you're like Marty, everywhere youu go there's a bully (THE TANNENs!)
- You're suprised to see Doc waited tiil Part 3 to find a girlfriend. =S
- You still pout about Elizabeth Shue replacing Claudia Wells.
- You wish you lived next door to Martty McFly - or better yet have him in your home since he's the coolest character ever made. (thanks Bob and Bob!) (Ed: Nah. The coolest character ever is Icecubamon. My classmate invented him/it. Icecubes are cool!)
- At the dance, you'll take out the peeople that will ruin your friend's night, so your friend has a good time (Marty and his parents)
- Whenever you do a solo on guitar youu go crazy like Marty did and then kick your amp and yell "I GUESS YOU GUYS WEREN'T READY FOR THAT YET BUT YOU'RE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE IT" like there's gonna be any type of good music in the future...
- Whenever you find out the stores aroound here only have BTTF, Casualties of War, Stuart Little I and II and Life With Mikey DVD... you ask, "where the **** is the rest of MJF DVDs?!" then you stomp out of the store out of anger.
- Zack

- You make a BTTF shirt in Tech. Ed. and you don't know what you're doing 'cause you didn't read through the module, 'cause you were too excited about getting started, and when you put the shirt into the press your hands are shaking 'cause you're so happy.
- JohnnyB GoodeGirl

- When you go into a video shop and rearrange the DVDs so that BTTF is a lot more noticeable, and then you get upset when 10 minutes later no-one has bought it. (Ed: ;) Guilty. I do the same with the tapes and VCDs...)
- Frasier Crane

- Your cell phone ring is the BTTF theme song (Ed: Why does everyone say that? Mine is too, okay? Everyone's is.)
- purplewear

- You walk into a cafe and you ask for directions instead of ordering something.
- When you order a Pepsi Free or ice wwater
- You hit your head on the wheel if yoour car doesn't work.
- You go up to the girl you like and ssay, "I am your density... I mean your destiny"
- You skateboard and you hold onto thee back of cars or jeep like Marty.
- If you see a clocktower you think off Back to the Future.
- After you ride Back to the Future Thhe Ride, you go crazy and buy lots of BTTF stuff and ignore the other crap they have in the store (Hulk, X2, 2F2F)
- You play guitar because you like thee way Marty played the guitar. (Ed: I play the guitar because I want to play the guitar and so that I can add one more to the ever-growing list of instruments I can play. Marty had nothing to do with it. It was all dubbed in the movie, anyway...)
- You post non-stop BTTF stuff
- You think about BTTF everyday
- You quote BTTF quotes and lines
- You sleep like Marty does
- You visit the real locations of the movie where they film it
- Before you get into a fight you ask the person, "what the h*ll is that?"
- When your learning about the 50's orr 1800's in class you think about 1955 and 1885
- You become a BTTF character for hallloween
- You listen to alot of BTTF music - You study about the past like the 500's or 1800's
- You think of another idea for anotheer post
- BTTFKid

- You act out the whole film.
- You go out in public as one of the ccharacters from the films and get weird looks from people.
- You actually paint BTTF on your compputer case.
- You grow your hair long enough, so yyou can dye it and cut it so you look exactly like Marlene McFly.
- outatimedelorean

- If you're male (like I am), you buy purple underwear to impress your girlfriend
- When your mom wakes you up to go to school you say, "Mom! Mom is that you?"
- You take a skateboard's wheels apartt and try to make a hoverboard.
- You make a BTTF fan site
- You visit this board everyday
- You visit this board everyday and poost
- You own a saxaphone just like Doc (Ed: Maybe I should learn the saxophone too... hmm. The only reason preventing me from doing so is that it has been scientifically proven that saxophonists have the shortest average life span among the rest of the band)

- You create Marty in Tony Hawk Pro Skkater 4 and play as him with the hoverboard and skateboard and skitch on cars and adding Back to the Future songs. (Ed: 'Skitch'?)
- BTTFKid

- You find out because of a big error you made at work the night people had to call your boss at 1:15 in the morning because of it and you couldn't help but get a little excited because that's when Marty met Doc at the mall
- DocsGirl

- Any time someone mentions a date of an upcoming event I always say, "Unbelievable that you could've chosen that particular date... almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-time continuum!" I either get blank stares, "Huh", or "Dude, shut up about BTTF!"
- Blind Spot

- You waste your last $20 on BTTF Toys.
- You go to the Back to the Future Ridde at USH 100 billion times.
- BTTF Trilogy III

- If, while sitting at a table writing something, someone asks you what you are doing and you reply, "writing stories, science fiction stories..." or however it goes. (Ed: ...about aliens, coming down, to Earth... from other planets...)
- You spend quite a while, on account that you have nothing better to do with your free time, recasting the whole trilogy using characters from The Simpsons only to find out that after all that work you lost the list. (Hmm, I should probably redo that one day...)
- HVStorm55

- When you wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Nooooooo, you *******s" because you're having a nightmare of how the Lybians shot Doc.
- You go to the mall and you "see" Marrty in the time machine speeding at 88 miles per hour.
- Your kids ask you to watch the wholee trilogy again and again...
- You wonder how the place where you llive has changed in the last 30 years.
- You wish to know who your great, greeat, great, greatgrandparents were and how they looked like.
- Lorraine

- You name your two female chickens Jennifer and Clara. Yes, I raise chickens.
- Back To The Future The Second

- I've laughed like George enough times to where that's now usually my natural laugh. I'll catch myself doing it without even realizing it half the time.
- I've always preferred Coke over Pepssi when I was little. (I thought Diet Pepsi was too stale, and the regular kind was too sweet.) I haven't changed much of my personal preferences in my life. The me from 5 or 10 years ago is very similar and would get along very well with me from 2003, and probably the same for my future self. However, once I realized how Marty (and Marty Jr too) liked Pepsi, I slowly started drinking it just for that reason. I like them both about equal now. (Ed: I've always liked Pepsi over Coke.)
- Blind Spot

- The only words you hear when people are talking are from the movie.
- Especially going for TV, if I'm not paying attention to it and I hear something like "paradox" or "back to the..." I'll turn around immediately.
- purplewear

- You're on the expressway and as you hit the gas you pretend to throw your car into 3rd gear like Marty at the clocktower at the end of Part 1
- mcflyg

- You spend all your **** free time on this site!! Lol, got to love it though, ohh yea, and by the way, my g/f's name is Jennifer, so everytime I see her after it's been a while I hold her face like Marty does and say, ohhh Jennifer, let me look at you! I just keep waiting for her to say, "Jason, you act like you haven't seen me in a week", then of course I would say, "I havent", but...that never happens, darnit, lol. (Ed: Make her watch BTTF.)
- Jason1985

- You buy the ET 20th Anniv. DVD simply for the Back to the Future DVD trailer
- You're STILL looking for easter eggss on your BTTF DVDs
- mcflyg

- You repeatedly print out 'you're fired' papers just for fun.
- I've Got A Pit Bull Now

- You're 30 min. late to your own graduation because you were watching BTTF.
- purplewear

- You read all 12 pages of this topic within 25 minutes and pretendingly say "**** I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL" even though you're out and it's June!!!
- Zack

- You look through your family history and you try to find names of the characters from the trilogy... and find out you had a great grand father named Doc!
- S.M.D.

- The only websites you go to are BTTF.com, or Ebay.com to search for BTTF stuff!
- You ask for nothing but BTTF stuff ffor your birthday! (I did!)
- You label everything on your computeer in technical terms I.E. Monitor: Model "" Color Display Device
- Your room is decked out with BTTF sttuff (Ok, ok! I'm working on it!)
- Delorean Freak

- You wish that song 'Hello McFly' by Relient K was true - that way you could actually time travel.
- Whenever your principal gives you a hard time and says you and your father aren't worth anything because you're a slacker, you say, "yeah, well history is gonna change". - Whenever you buy a big amp, you turnn up every knob just to experiment and you get blasted into a bookshelf and say, "Whoa!... Rock n roll" afterwards
- Zack

- When you are extremely ecstatic to get a SunStar DeLorean for your birthday (that isn't 'til the 30th of the month, but anyway).
- giggles

- You're determined to see every MJF and Christopher Lloyd movie known to man because they were so great in BTTF. And because of that determination you now own 22 MJF movies, and are looking forward to the 3 that are coming out this summer.
- purplewear

- You want to watch a movie, but the only thing you tend to pop on is BTTF
- Driving around in your car you do noothing but continue to listen to the soundtrack (Ed: You shouldn't waste petrol.)
- When in a rush to get from point A tto point B, the main theme of BTTF goes flying through out your brain.
- Doc_jr_1985

- You watch the DVDs so much the laser in your DVD player gives out and you gotta get a new one.
- You wish they'd make a new BTTF gamee for Playstation 2 or PC.
- You wish you lived by Doc or Marty, or if you had a principal like Strickland even though he *****. - You play A Van Halen Solo to someonee in the middle of the night who likes rap, R&B or whatever.
- Zack

- You call people who don't know anything about BTTF an idiot, which happens a lot. Especially people on TV! I hate it when they get asked a question like, "What speed does the DeLorean have to be at to travel through time?" They never know!! I'm sitting there screaming, "88 mph!!! You idiot!"
- purplewear

- Whenever something is really funny, my normal laugh sounds like George without trying. I can't convince anyone it's truly unintentional now.
- You want an age progression type thiing done on yourself just to see what you'll look like at either 17, 35, 47, 65, or 77.
- Anytime you pose for a picture, you have to do something BTTF related. (I always do Marty on the movie cover with one foot out of the DeLorean).
- Whenever you've got spare time in cllass, you start drawing BTTF related stuff on the back of the paper, even though you've already drawn it a million times before elsewhere.
- You get yelled at by the teacher in front of class *in college* for drawing Doc's 1985-A diagram on the blackboard and giving his speech. (P.S. I'm a pretty good student, and, I was about to erase it anyway) (Ed: Wish I could have seen that...)
- Blind Spot

- One of your DVDs is worn out.
- Riverside Drive

- You bring this topic back up again
- You just watched BTTF2 this morning on Encore but you're going to see it again on Encore even though you already have the movie.
- You look at your parents high schooll yearbook and wonder, "Would I be friends with my dad in high school?" I don't want to mess up their first meeting if I go back in time and get myself erased from existence; that would cause a paradox!!
- You play with your BTTF toys - eitheer the Sunstar or the McDonalds toys.
- You wonder, "Where did my Dejavu posst go?"
- BTTFKid

- You learnt Spanish and French using the BTTF DVDs (ok, only French since I know Spanish)
- I am your Density

You get your entire algebra class talking about BTTF for 30 minutes out of a 40 minute period.
- BTTF Delorean Project

- You watch all three movies continuously with both commentaries because you:
1. Love to learn about bttf or
2. Keep forgetting half the stuff that is said (that's me!)
- You watch the movies so much your daad buys your your own DVD player so you won't bore him by watching it all the time.
- You wish a BTTF game was on PS2 or XX-box (I have both) - You stop playing video games becausee you are too attached to MJF films. (that happened to me a year ago and I haven't played a game since O_O...)
- You think 'Come As You Are' by Nirvaana is about BTTF and time travel! yes...lol.
(come dowsed in mud - Biff is manured!)
(as an old memory - I'm sure 47 year old Marty has his time travelling days as an old memory)
Well okay, so it doesnt relate to the songblah.
- You decide to check out a Huey Lewiss album since your MJF loving friend loves Huey and plus he sang two songs for the film.
- You debate who's the better Jenniferr.
- You download EVERY REMIX of Power off Love and Back in Time ALONG WITH THE ORIGINALS and the live version of Power of Love from 1986!
- Zack

- You sneeze 3 times in a row and you automatically think of the time machine traveling through time
- DocsGirl

- You have looked on classmates.com and tried to find Lorraine or George in 1955 or Marty McFly in 1985 in whittier high
- I am your Density


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