once upon a time froggy stumbled upon a fairy, the fairy looked at himand instantly declared him as his long lost fairy friend. Frog without hesitation said "damn you fairy to hell, better to be a crap pile"
fairy: if yo wish
frog: i was only jokin'
fairy: thats what i thought, from now on i curse you to look like a fairy. Bwahahahahaha
frog: now them hot princess wount want tokiss me
fairy: to bad for you
frog: grumble
frog tooka vow from there on that he would hunt down all fairys and slay them, as his reputation grew frog man started to become his alter ego FAIRY_SLAYER. with inhuman strength and a will to kill all fairys he infiltrated the fairy homes and brutally murdered them as they slept.
*thats when layton and eric with his hip new footwear and his hip new socks finally reach the fairy glade where frog man a.k.a fairy slayer is about to commit fairyocide.
layton: the gas mask wont fit in my pocket
eric: chek my hip new shoes, their totally hip
layton: woooah, check tat fairy i recongnize him
eric: yeah he is frog man, he looks like a homo
layton: homo who? *grin
eric: dont start that again, turn your anti horny shield on now before its too late:
layton: yep yep i cant let frog become attracted to me
* as layton and eric watch in total fascination as frog disembowls and craks open the fairys' heads with razor sharp coconut shards layton let loose a ripper
eric: holy jebus! now your startin to remind me of mrtmbg
layton: no way, im just scared frog will catch the scent and hunt us down cause whe witnessed him commit fairyocide
eric: where did you learn big words
layton: ill tell you where to stick it
eric: say another big word, this is great funny
layton: crapface! that was a pretty big word
eric: i suppose so
*while the conversacion continued frog krept up behind layton and prepared to stab him wih a sharpened stick
*at that moment layton turns arorund for no reason and screems
layton: eeeeeeek
eric: eek?, now i think your tho homo now
layton: hes affter me!
eric: your no fairy........or are you
Frog: die fairy scum. You will p;ay for what you and your damn kin have done to me!
layton: im no fairy
Frog: mmmmmmmmmmmm oki
layton: whew
Frog, layton, and eric had a nice picnic amoung the fairy body parts when layton remembered.....
layton: eric calle dyou a homo
Frog: that cant mean much, why do i care
Layton: cause he said it seriously
Frog: now that is a different matter, where is he.
*layton watches in anticipation as he thinks frog is going to beat the crap out of eric, but suddenly realizes that he is thinking to much. So his brain shuts down and reboots.
eric: dont be rash....lets settle this with some thumb wars
*beeep
eric: thats laytons head rebooting
Frog: interesting.....i would like to loearn of this thing you call thumb wars, and how someone could reboot their head.
layton: i hate how my head reboots at the most embarising times
* Frog_Man feels like a fweak, this is almost spam, so lonely so lonely
Frog Man: I challenge you to a roun of THUMB WARS!!
eric: your on, be prepared to be wasted.
layton: how did i get this bead in my eye.
eric: not now layton put on your gas mask and go hump a tree
layton: im not that way!
eric: .........
Frog: eat my thumb
*as the thumb war battle starts, layton spaces out and trips on a root. after eating some dirt on accident, he gets up and whips out the gas mask he was hiding in his pocket.
layton: ima genious bhahawawawawawawawhahahaah
eric puts the thumb war game on hold and yells
eric: shut up layton and stop using big words.. thats disturbing
layton: whahahahaha check this eric the wackado fuma.
eric: not this again *sigh
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Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
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