altha while mr.tmbg is trying to complete his mating dance.
Mr.TMBG: why wont you guys.......girls watch me. Im trying to be serious!
Miaka: Get the hell away from me, i only love one man.
Mr.TMBG: and thats got to be meeeeee. hit it dj master you
*la bamba starts play, and mr.tmbg is trying to follow along with the words.
Miaka: stop that kareoke crap, its emberassing.
Mr.TMBG: so your finally paying atention huh?
Miaka: fuck off
Mr.TMBG: if you says sooo
*while tmbg is chasin miaka a tap dancer starts tappin on a flint platform, covered in matches from layton, the metall tips on the tap dancers shoes make spards andd................
DarkPoetKid
*moses continues walking and ends up on stage where a tap dancer started a fire*
Moses: This must be taht band whose pyrotechincs kill over 90 people.... Ah well... Ill just go on walking THIS way...
*moses walks past the flames and listens to several voices scream in anguish, cinsluding that of Mr. TMBG.*
Moses: HEHE... One down... a couple more to go. IT would be three... But I got sidetracked with that dman pizza.
Ferris
erik makes a giant hampster that eats moses. moses dies and erik rules
erik- sweet
layton- lets have a rave
erik- ok
Apple Sauce
Layton: Sweet!
They go out and buy cheap beer and top ramen...
Erik: We need chicks man,....
Layton hands erik a box...
Layton: Find a chick that can fit in this box and I'll pay the postage...
Frog_Man
*back at the bar
mrtmbg: why wont the methane egnite! i want to see an explosion not a punny roof fire!
*at that moment frog-man leaps into the seen wereing a cape and bells on his ankles.
Frog_Man: do i remind you of a fairy
MRTMBG: yes
Frog_Man: thats not good, you know back in the good old days they used to call me fairy slayer......blay blah blah blah
mrtmbg: catch the damn methane on fire.
Frog: aye aye capin'
mrtmbg: crunch!
Ferris
erik is depressed as fuck tonight so he pulls out his guitar and starts to sing his song
erik- lets draw diagrams of suicide on each otheres wrists and trace them with razorblades
layton- dude, you suck
erik- fuck you
erik shoots layton
DarkPoetKid
*moses possesses the hampster*
Hampster: YAY.... Lets go shit on random peoples house and leave ginat Hampster Turds!
Frog_Man
Frog_Man: !I hate looking like a fairy! buscar buscar lets go look for a buscar.
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
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