*moses walks up to Erik*
moses: I carry a message for you
erik: aight yo... what is it dude?
moses: get hip socks for your hip shoes
erik: whoa what a great idea why didnt layton think of that?
moses: because I am moses
erik: ok...
moses: walk to the shoe store... Ill part the traffic for you
erik: yo? sa-weet
*erik starts to walk...*
*moses clsoes his eyes a he watches the oncomign traffic go towards erik*
Apple Sauce:
:::MEANWHILE:::
Layton: FUCK! MY EYE!
Layton runs around holding his eyes
After screaming massive profanity Layton steals ErikCar
:::Back to Erik:::
Erik crosses the street barely missing on going traffic....
He goes in to the store and buys new hip shoes as he walks out Layton nearly runs him over
Erik: BITCH! What you doing in my car?
Layton turns around and Erik sees Layton is wearing an gas mask
Erik: Why the hell are you wearing a gas mask?
Layton: I need to go to Pizza Hut
Erik: I have Pizza at home
Layton: This is a matter of National; Sercuity though
DarkPoetKid:
*goes around town and destroys many various Litle Ceasers and papa Johns using his powers*
Moses: THis is fun
God: Stop you dipshit
Moses: Make me
*god strieks MOses with lightning*
Moses: ow...
Frog_Man:
Layton: I just heard on the "what has mr.tmbg done" channel that he let a stinker loose there.
Erik: woooh that is a national emergancy, just think. What if someone lit a match?
*Layton ponders this for a moment and it suddenly dawns on him*
Layton: There would be a big explosion!
*eric grins evily
Eric: Sw33t! lets go
Layton: Boyaaaa!, ill bring extra matches
Eric: like well need them
-meanwhile there is a giant car pile up and the news copters are circling ahead.
newsman: what the hell are they doing.
newswoman: beats me, maybe there trying to get the dog crap off there shoes.
newsman: sounds good, lets go.
newswoman: sure thing spaghetti o's
Eric: After we get some hip new footwear for my deprived feet yo.
Layton: ya, wee dont want your foot to get angry. We know what happened last time.
Eric: hmmm, it took me months to get the brains of my feet, i sure dont want that to happen
DarkPoetKid:
*moses gets to piza hut and gets ready to blow it to high heaven whenhe sees erik and layton with matches*
Moses: Matches!!! Burn!!! YES.. BURN.
Layton: whats up with this dude?
Erik:Its moses.. He told me to get some hip socks with my shoes.
Layton: that was my idea.
Erik: It was? Whose this freak???
Moses: Matches.. Burn... Big.. boom... Big.. Boom... hehe.
Layton: maybe we shold leave him here
ERik: I want to kick his ass
Moses continues to beat erik as layotn shoots cough syrup.
Apple Sauce
Layton sits back and watches erik get beat down....
ERIK: HELP ME YOU FOOL!
Layton: I can't hear you, I'm wearing an gas mask
After a few minutes of a good high off the syrup Layton desides to help erik out...
Layton: Your going down bitch
Layton lowers his head and runs towards Moses... Layton misses Moses by a few yards and ends up head butting a tree...
DarkPoetKid:
*moses laughs awhile, kicks erik, then walks off eating pizza*
Apple Sauce:
Layton gets up and stumbles around for a little while with a massive headache
Layton: You alright?
Erik: That bitch took my pizza!
Layton: Go get it back...
Erik runs off after Moses as Layton gets back in to Eriks car and cranks off Death Metal...
Erik looks around but can't find moses so he goes back to his car and our heroes go back to Laytons house and get drunk...
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
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