monkey man: OW! Thats not nice... you know how much time I spent knitting this thing!?!?!
*whips out a katana and points it at laytons left testicle*
Apple Sauce:
Layton: NO! I NEED THESE TO LIVE!!!
*runs away*
That night Layton calls erik
Layton: Dude, Lets go take over Tradmek...
Erik: ALright, but we will need help
Layton: Nah, its covered... I have this one guy fighting from Ashtar for hopfully he wont suck shit throw a straw...
Ferris:
*erik runs over to laytons*
erik- LETS ROCK!
layton- ok
Erik- robotic meow
Apple Sauce:
Erik sets up equipment as Layton shoots up cough syrup
Layton: Man this is good shit..
Erik: Lets play
Erik starts to jam
Layton: Lets sing these techno songs I wrote
Erik: Alite...
They start playing
Layton (singing): Erik is so gay... He fucks cats.... Only on Monday...
Erik: This song sucks....
Layton: I wrote it for you though
*another giant turtle falls and explodes, THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS!*
Apple Sauce:
Layton: What is gonna happen now?
Erik: I dunno
Ferris:
*more stuff happens!!!!*
Frog_Man (Nathan):
Erik looks down sadly at both his feet and notices.....
Erik: wtf! i can see both, BOTH my little toes!
Layton: You cares, your startin to freak me and my next door neighbor out.
Erik: To hell with you, i need me some hip new footwear.
As Erik takes of Layton watches as erik disapears on the horizon.
Layton: Aw man, i have the weirdest feeling that im missing something....... oh yeah! i got to remind erik he neads hip new socks to go with his hip new footwear.
as Layton turns around a bird drops a bead and it hits layton in the eye.
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.