It was a bright and sunny day and little Erik had just gotten out of school... He walked up to Layton who was half way passed out because he injected tomuch cough syrup...
Erik: Whats up man?
Layton: *some mumbles*
Erik: Wanta go blow some shit up?
Layton: *more mumbles*
Erik: I'll go get some fireworks...
Little Erik ran off and got some fireworks as Layton Sobered up from his near Cough Syrup over dose...
Ferris (Erik):
*little erik comes back with loads of bitches and fireworks*
ferris- yo layton, cmon! were gonna blow up the batmobile!
layton- *mumbles*
*suddenly a giant turtle falls from the sky and starts wrecking stuff*
*layton looks up and laughs*
layton- heheh thats so funny
Apple Sauce
Layton: Whoa, Man... its a big turtle...
Erik: Lets shoot it with bottle rockets
They started lighting bottle rockets but erik, being the idiot he is, shot layton with it by "accident"
Layton: BITCH!
Layton smacked erik while the gaint turtle begun doing some type of mating dance
Layton: What the hell is he doing?
Erik: Besides turning me on?
The gaint turtle begun to talk...
Erik: Whoa this Bitz-ch can talk O_O
Turtle: My anme is mrTMBG and I like to dance
The turtle does to break dance
Ferris:
*the turtle contines to dance*
erik- thats awesome. i wanna dance
layton- you cant, your white.
erik- oh, SO LETS BLOW IT UP
Turlte- im mr tmbg...blah blah
*erik blows the turtle up with a m80*
erik- SWEEET
mrTMBG (Justin):
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnn yooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!
cries the turtle as it crashes to the ground.
Then a man in a monkey suit came out of the little hatch in the side.
Man: HOO!HAHAHAH!HOOHAAAAA!!! IT WAS JUST A ROBOT MR. TMBG!!!
Apple Sauce:
Layton: You killed the dancing turtle?!?! Your going to hell....
Erik: Yeah... Lets use its skin as a blanket...
*erik runs off and wraps himself up in turtle skin*
Layton: you sick sick fuck
Erik: This is nice and comfy
Erik hugs a peice of skin
Layton: I'm gonna leave you two alone and finds some hot grandma's to touch
Apple Sauce:
While walking away layton kicks the guy the guy in the monkey suit
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
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