Whats with parents thinking the lawn needs to be mowed? Do you see god mowing the lawn of some golden riding lawn mower? No? Why? Because grass is meant to be long... What if I got worms from bad meat? What would I do if I couldn't eat grass? Go to the vets? Fuck that,... Last time I went I got nudered >_<
So I'm out pushing along a "Lawn Mower" through the grass.. I don't think this even should ever be called a lawn mower... Lawn mowers make noise this thing doesn't... I think this thing predates the american revolution... Its rusty enough >_<
After using up all my energy cutting about a square foot of grass, I deside to dig out the old push mower... After 10 minutes of digging it out, no gas... SO I spyhen gas out of my dads truck and put it in the lawn mower....
To express my silent hatred for yard work I mow the words "FUCK OFF" in to my backyard... I grabbed my cd player and open my front door when I hear my mother go "Did you mow the backyard" and I'm like "Yeah" and she looks out there and is like "LAYTON!" and I'm like "WHat", and shes like "What the fuck is that?"... and I'm like "umm... crop circles" and she gets mad at me and tells my father... My dad yells at me even though hes trying not to laugh... He likes "FIX THAT!" and I'm like "Ok... I guess I wont contact aliens" and he gives me this face and when I walk out to finish the yard I hear him laughing... I wonder what would of happen if they actually saw what it said?
So I walk out and start the lawn mower when I see my neighbor in his backyard videotaping his garden (And people wonder why I have a fear of old people), I get done with the lawn almost when I look over and hes videtaping me! O_O so I do what any reasonable human did I gived him the finger and kept mowing...
Some Dog (A red one) came in to my backyard and watched me o_O So I took off my shirt and flexed for it;) You have to give spray dogs a show... Its just wrong if you don't....
Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002
mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them
mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay
computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer
age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.
- Quotebook
- LawnWork
- Part One
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