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Posted By Apple Sauce on October 25th 2003, at 2022
Quotebook update
Yeah, I never update anymore. Its because theres this one guy named alex and hes an whore but oh well. He made his way in the quote book and alot more should be added soon since I'm going through old convos. It was organially only gonna be real life shit but you know what. Fuck real life. I haven't hung out with any crazy bastards in an while. Alex is in the book. He owes me.
Posted By Apple Sauce on September 29th 2003, at 2317
Just because....
Ok, for the most part, I'm only updating this because I haven't updated it in so damn long. ABout a month so thats pretty much the only reason why. Alicia linked me in her One-paged-website-thats-just-a-profile-thing so I'm linked her back.

http://hometown.aol.com/aliciaisablondie/index.html
Posted by Apple Sauce on Auguest 29th, 2003 at 1426
Fight the Power and Mate with dogs
Remember when you were like Five and you thought your parents were the coolest things since slice bread? Somewhere in your teenage years you get your hands on the bread and you realize, your parents are fucking nazi's....

Anyways... Also just added something about my advantures in portland >_>
Posted by Apple Sauce on Auguest 28th, 2003 at 1506
Suck my little toe and call me sally...
Yeah... I forgot what I did.... >_<
Posted by Apple Sauce on Auguest 26th, 2003 at 1856
Number 4 and 5 Up...
Well part four is up... Number 5 which is where it finishes (We never ended it, it just died), which I think will be the last...
Posted by Apple Sauce on Auguest 23rd, 2003 at 2157
Story time is my favourite time
I added the first Three Parts of the Untitled story:) Links are on the left... I'll finish added the rest of the parts later and I'll put the links in all the pages blah blah blah

Edit: Fixed all the broken links I think....
Posted by Apple Sauce on Auguest 23rd, 2003 at 0211
Do do do
New stupid banner... changed the name back...

EDIT (23/8/03 at 0330):
- Changed the layout colors since the old ones sucked...
- Added in some more Dead Baby Jokes...
- I also added in a page to explain the quotebook...
Posted by Apple Sauce on August 15th, 2003
Do do do
Started to added a new page about DEAD BABIE JOKES!!!!!
Posted by Apple Sauce on April 21, 2003 at 2118
Fuck....
My god it been a while huh? I actually only found this because I was looking at some very old convos... Anyways... Don't sexpect any updates though, because I won't deliever if you do.... Yes I know I put sexpect... I meant to.... Banner being worked on by Justin (read peice of convo on left) so, that will be up soon I hope...
Posted by Snot on July 5, 2002 at 11:12 pM
Hope everyone had a good 4th.....
I hope everyone had fun. I sure had a fucking blast. I'm adding a section that just got thought off that day. THis is why I love this site. I don't know when or what I gonna up date. You just can't know...
Posted by Snot on July 2, 2002 at 6:58 AM
Funny Chat!
I got a funny chat up:) Only one at the moment but still, it kicks ass. So, go check it out. More will come soon, as soon as I have more....
Posted by Snot on July 2, 2002 at 6:12 AM
Yeah.....
I'm just basiclly taken up space. I want the middle part to be the longest.... Changed the page a little bit.
Posted by Snot on July 2, 2002 at 2:27 AM
Small Update
Yeah, this isn't much, but. I changed the Menu thingy. Adding in a section (not done yet) and I put the quotebook in the same layout as the this page.
Posted by Snot on July 1, 2002 at 1:11 PM
Welcome
Welcome to Super Karate Monkey. This is basiclly a personal site but fuck it, enjoy it anyways. I hope to go farther with this than what is here. Oh, the quotebook is the funniest thing I have ever read, so check it out you won't regret it.



Heres a peice of chat that I thought was funny. More are in the Chats section.
Dated: July, 1st 2002

mrtmbg6962:The same. The computer's been gay lately so I've been bored, quite bored.
thenakedgrandma:THats to bad. Ifs my computer was gay, we could mate them

mrtmbg6962:Wow, what a good idea.
thenakedgrandma:It is. It would make like a super gay computer
thenakedgrandma:Like a micheal jackson of the computer age
thenakedgrandma:with out the molesting part
mrtmbg6962:Hahaha...I wouldn't doubt it.

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