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I'm Cool
You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend.
And every little girl here, they all wanna hold my hand.
But I stole all of my songs,
I'm probably gonna get sued.
That's all right, as long as I get screwed. Yea, yea, yea...
And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big.
Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig,
cause there's so many fish in the sea,
and they all look like me,
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be.

Join the Club
Was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
I was gonna go and start a band
But everything I wanna do has already been done
Why would I wanna go and do it again?
Everybody... plays guitar
She's so cute (if you know what I mean)
She's the cutest little girl, that I've ever seen
Maybe she'll like me if I play guitar
Maybe she'll like me if I'm the lead singer yea
Oh yea! there's so many bands, and we all look the same...
I just saw them, up on stage and I don't
Remember how good they played
He can't sing
But I'd pay just to see her face, yea, yea, yea, yea...
Everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea
Have you heard of my band? oh, ooh, ooh
We try to be different
But i guess that's nothing new

Call You
Got the telephone in my hand, gonna call you up tonight.
Planned every word I'll say, I'm gonna do it right.
Maybe I'll wait a little longer, maybe I'm not ready yet.
Where did I put that number? How could I ever, ever forget?
I try but I hang up, every time, to call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up I'll have it made, I'm gonna call you now,
I wont be afraid
Got the telephone in my hand, cord around my neck.
But I'm not really ready to die, maybe I'll give it one more try
or maybe I'll call tomorrow, she probably wont be home, maybe I like
sitting here, maybe I like being all alone...
Everything will be all right, I won't see you tonight, everything
will be all right, I know it's not the end of the world, it's just
another... little girl.
I try but I hang up every time, to call you girl and make you mine
can't leave a message, don't know what to say, I don't wanna
talk to you anyway.

Hate You
Hey, hey everybody! Look who's on TV, look who just got famous
don't you know it should have been me...
I'm not really bitter, I'm not really mad, I love to see other people
get everything I ever wanted to have,
I don't really care, how big they get... I hate you, fuck you
leave me alone! Why cant I be cool like them?
I used to have a girlfriend, I treated her so bad, she went out and
found another lead singer, maybe she just likes guys in bands.
I give up on everything, all my dreams are dead, maybe I'll get a
shotgun, and try to blow her right out of my head... everybody says,
"How come you ain't made it yet?" I hate you, fuck you, leave me
alone! Why can't I get my girl back?
I knew you wouldn't understand, just what I'm tryin' to do, cause you're
not me, and I'm so glad that I am not you...
I know it's my problem, there's nothing I can do, but I don't think
there is no reason, I don't think there's no excuse for you...
well I've learned my lesson, hope you've learned it to, and if
they're gonna go and do it to me well I guess I'm gonna have to
go and do it to you... I don't really care, how much you cry...
IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!
why can't anything go my way?

I'll Never Be...
Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought I saw my face on MTV
Or a magazine that she won't read, stole
Her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at
My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea
I'll never be... a rock and roll star
I'll never be... anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
Somebody tell me... when do we get paid?
Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought by now I'd be on MTV
Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone
And I won't be alone with your
Money in my pocket and face on your T-shirt yeah
I'll never be... a rock and roll star
I'll never be... anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
But I try and I try and I try and I try
Every day
Every day
Said I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be... anything, anything at all

Boyfriend
All the kids down in London, and everybody in New York City,
if they listen to that "Alternative", if they're fourteen and lookin' pretty,
They want me to be their Boyfriend, they want me to be their
Boyfriend... I can take you any place you wanna go, I can show you
anything you wanna see, I can be whatever you want me to be, I can
be whatever you want me to be...
All the girls in the back room, I wont miss 'em when they're gone,
don't you know there ain't nobody, you're the only one that turns me
on, don't you want me to be your Boyfriend? Don't you want me to be
your Boyfriend? I can take you any place you wanna go, I can show you
anything you wanna see, I can be whatever you want me to be...

fo'head
(instrumental)

Trendy
Everybody's doin' the fish
Yea! yea! yea!
Everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea, yea...
It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because I'm trendy
They're not gonna laugh at me again
Everybody does it
Why don't you?
Everybody does it...
Maybe you should too
Cause you don't wanna be left out
You wanna be cool
It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because I'm trendy
(I'm gonna do it because it's trendy)
They're not gonna laugh at me again!
Everybody's makin' fun of me
Cause they say, I'm so trendy
Cause I do what others do
They'll make fun of me
They'll make fun of you
I don't wanna be left out...
I wanna be cool!
(Makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all)

Skatanic
Watchin' you sleep, I'm lookin' in your window
Everyday I drive past your house
Standin' in your front yard, why don't you come out?
Watchin' you sleep... nowhere to hide
One of these days I'm gonna come inside
It must be love
What else could it be?
Fuck you bitch I love you i'm not crazy?!
Walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
I just wanna talk to you!
Maybe she's got better things to do
Don't be afraid... to feel my touch
Don't worry babe I won't hurt you much
It must be love
What else could it be?
Fuck you bitch I love you I'm not crazy
I'm gonna make you love me!
I'm gonna make you love me!
I'm gonna make you love me!
No matter what you say, now here I come

Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
There's a little girl
On my mind all the time, there's always one
Look what she's done...
She drank the tear from my eye, you know
I sure hate to lie, why can't you stay here?
You know it's so beautiful, man how come all girls think they're fat?
Hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
Hey, hey, hey my friend
Hey, hey, hey I feel stupid... again
She said "It's all right, come over tonight, my mom's not home
I'm all alone."
She took me back to her house
She pushes me down on the couch, she said
"Now it's all right, we're gonna be good friends cause the kissin' only
Leads to the end"
Hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
Hey, hey, hey my friend
Hey, hey, hey I feel stupid...

Say "Ten"
She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken
Not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak
But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, I can't stop cryin' cause I
Know this broccoli's dead
Vegetarian, I'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian... she's a
Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
How can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry
You say "It's not so bad, they're only
Vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry
And they're better off dead
Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, I want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe I should eat it raw let the
Blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal!

I Want Your Girlfriend to Be My Girlfriend Too
There's a little girl I know,
you might know her too,
she looks so good, she looks so cute,
standin next to you.
And I don't know what to do...
I want your girlfriend to be my, I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.
She's so fuckin' cute, I wish that she was mine.
She's so fuckin' cute Im gonna lose my mind.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do
...maybe I could kill you... I want your
girlfriend to be my girlfriend... cause she's so cute
I don't know what to do, maybe she could
love me to, I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.

Go Away
She was never what I wanted,
I just wanted someone else.
Now Im sittin' here alone, I'm
sittin' here all by myself
and everybody loves me
and they want me to be their boyfriend
She's the only one for me,
I don't want to see her again... why cant she just go away?
I cant get her out of my brain.
Why cant she just go away? I'd only want her to stay.
Why cant she just go away? GO AWAY.
 
Beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer

Snoop Dog, Baby
I just couldn't believe it, when I turned on
The radio, try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside
They were playin' that song
And i thought about her
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
So much trouble in the LBC
Livin' without her is gonna drive me crazy... she's so
Don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin' behind my back Well I love the band
They're a great bunch of guys
But lookin' at her brings tears to my eyes
I'm watchin' her shake
She gonna give a heart attack now, baby
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
Maybe I don't want her back, you know?
Maybe I just can't let her go...i 'm so
Well I, turn the radio off...
I don't want no part, try to make me a big star?
I don't wanna be a big star
Everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head
Was it somethin' I did, was it somethin' I said?
I would try to tell you but I just don't wanna lie
It really shouldn't matter but it makes me wanna
Cry, I wish I didn't care, I wish I didn't care...
But i do. Snoop doggy dog (she said) snoop doggy dog
Please don't tell me it'll be ok cause I know
I'll never never get my way...
And so

S. R.
What ever happened to suburban rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
Please don't go, suburban rhythm
All the other bands are just shit

Big Fuckin' Star
Now that Im a big star, what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money, I sit here
and I think of you. It's so easy, its so easy to do.
I don't even have to try, I don't even want to try,
Why should I waste my precious time?
I cant make you love me... but I know you
will. I'm such an asshole, how could you resist?
I never meant to let it go to my head, I
never thought it would come to this.
its me... the asshole of your dreams.
I can't make you love me... but I know you do.
I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me
and I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me.
I'm so fuckin' cool, nobody  cares at all!
IM A BIG FUCKIN STAR OH YEA YEA YEA!