| Hello from Minnesota |
| I came, I thawed, I transferred. Survive Minnesota - the rest of the world is easy. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski. Minnesota, where visitors turn blue with envy. Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito. One day it's warm and the rest of the year it's cold. Minnesota, Home of the blonde hair and blue ears. Minnesota is the mosquito supplier to the free world. Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon. Land of many cultures - mostly throat. Where the elite meet the sleet! Minnesota: Closed for glacier repairs. Land of two seasons - Winter is coming and winter is here. Minnesota - Glove it or leave it. Have you jump-started your kid today? There are only three things you can grow in Minnesota colder, older and fatter Many are cold but few are frozen. Why Minneota? To protect Ontario from Iowa. You are entering Minnesota - use alternate route. Land of 10,000 Petersons. Land of the ski, home of the crazed. Minnesota - land of 10,000 lakes and no sharks. In Minnesota ducks don't fly south, people do. |
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| Minnesota's State Capitol at St. Paul |
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| Welcome To Minnesota! |
| The following are a few tips for anyone visiting to the great state of Minnesota: The West Nile season is really short. The same goes for any other diseases carried by mosquitos. At first you will think snow is pretty (See Minnesota Diary) but you will find out the truth. By December you will feel as if you are living in a black and white movie. There will be a lot of really deep snow that doesn't go away until July. Northwestern Airlines paints their plane's tails red so they can be found after a snowfall. When you pack to come to Minnesota, you will only need one short-sleeved shirt, for when you visit other places. These shirts are handed down from one generation to another because they are only worn one day a year, ok, maybe two. Hockey coaches will kidnap your child if he/she knows how to skate. You may get him/her back in June. The major amusement in the summer is Baseball, if it doesn't snow. Do NOT call the police to a bar because of that jar on the back bar. It's only pickled pigs feet. |
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