Whhhhhaaaaaaaaat???? I've CHANGED OtterOnline! What are the chances of that happening, eh? Wel, pretty slim. I haven't actually added anything NEW, as such, just updated this introduction, and that of the Comics link, neither of which made a lot of sense thanks to the passage of time. A big thankyou to my regular viewer of this website, Sven. Your faith is touching. And if you're name isn't Sven, so much the better, thankyou too, and hit that refresh button a couple of times on your way out, alright?
A tradition of British holidays are those annoying Bumper Puzzle Books, printed on horrible blotting paper and filled with hundreds of frustrating word seaches, crosswords, etc, ech one almost, but not quite, exactly the same. To save you the bother this summer Otter Online is proud to present its very own Bumper FunBook Puzzle Page. Those rainy days will just fly by.
WHAT has happened to this inocent young girl? More importantly, who IS she? She is a random. Witness her fate here, and the fate of hundreds like her. The Wookoo-Otter Alliance has begun. |
Time to put you out of your suspense. Just who did win the Grand Quiz? And what did they win? Well, they havn't won anything yet. But they will. Oh yes. They will. Oh ALright then, they won't win a damn thing. Hahahaha! I lied to you all! I lied! And I'd do it again, I tell you! |
Art. That word means a different thing to everyone: to some, it's a woman who seems to be looking everywhere at the same time. To some it means eyes and noses in the wrong place. To others it means freezing a fish in ice. |
At this moment there are probably two questions going through your mind. "What am I doing here on this cheap and amateur website?" and "How can I get off it?" The answer to the first question is known only to you. The answer to the second lies here. |
Everyone has an opinion. I have a large number, each more extreme than the last. I am sure that you, dear reader, also have something to get off your chest. e mail me ([email protected]) with your opinions, and I will post them here, and quite likely critisise them. |
Anger management. Some people shout, some people stamp their feet, some people resort to physical violence against friends, pets and loved ones. I like to send virulent e mails to Simon. Read a few of them here. |
Currently I am studying English Literature With Philosophy. Last year, though, I was stupid enough to have been doing Geography A Level. During these long and tedious lessons I have discovered that a) boredom is not fatal no matter how much you are subjected to, b)there comes a point towards the end of Double Geography when you wish it was, and c) drawing warped and unintelligable cartoon strips is an ideal way to escape the horrors of Double Geography. So now, for the first time, find out exactly what Tony Blair thinks anbout Michael Flatley. |
The very fact that you are wasting your time on this ridiculous website shows that there are plenty of better things for you to do. And now, at last, like a ray of light into your bleak and shadowed mind, there comes THE ANSWER. 26 suggestions (one for every day of the week plus 19), each one a picture of sensibility and sanity. So much better for you than staring at a screen all day, wouldn't you say? |
GOTHS. Hate them or live without them, you can't love them. And here's one right now. Apparently she says a different thing every so often. And if that isn't an incentive to come back regularly, I don't know what is.
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More to come. Eventually.
