The Otter�s quiz , as predicted, was a huge success. No less than 5...hundred, yes, 5 hundred hopeful entrants sent answers in, lured by the spectacular prize of Something Worth 3 Pounds. To read the puzzling questions, look HERE. On one level, everyone�s a winner. On another, more accurate level, it was a tie between Thomas Cotterell, Karle Kane, and Jonathan Cotterell. The prize will be split between them.
Here are those entries, in reverse order, backwards, and the other way round:
Andrew Morgan - 4 and half, one point deducted for use of a sideways smiley face
I like Quite-Lite Margarine because...cos it is a lubricant (ifya know what i mean, this is
not part of my 10 word answer :) )
Question 10: WHAT THE F*** IS AN ANTICHOKE, surely i get points for
that :)
The Taylor Family - 5
I like Quite-Lite Margarine because..."I like Quite-Lite Margarine because like me it has a delightful bite. (I dunno)
Question 10: Has Sam been abducted by a strange cult of green aliens? [ The answer to this question is too horrible to contemplate]
Karle Kane - 7
"I like Quite-Lite Margarine because..."I like Quite-Lite Margarine because the monkeys don't!"
Question 10: Artichoke?
a) ..--..-
b) ||//
c) all of the above
d) all of the below
Thomas Cottrell - 7
I like Quite-Lite Margarine because...I like Quite-Lite Margarine because it is, by a staggering coincidence, quite light.
Question 10:"if I could count questions properly which question would this actually be?" Alternatively you could put in the question that no one (at least no one I know) can answer: "how do you eat an artichoke?" If these both sound too standard for you, go for the deep and philosophical alternative: "why?"
Jonathan Cottrell - 7
I like Quite-Lite Margarine because... �I like Quite-Lite Margarine because I can�t carry
heavy margarine back from the shops.�
Question 10: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to eat an artichoke? [None - they try to eat it and then choke to death on their own vomit]
Congratulations to the lucky winners.
1905. The Japanese won.
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