1. (Easy one to start with) Name the brave little tap dancer who defied a prime minister, with disastrous consequences.

2. What could do the job of a Microsoft employee better and demand only bananas in payment?

3. Which badly drawn shape gave Cylinder Boy some useless information that resulted only in shame and embarrassment?

4. Name the piece of equipment ESSENTIAL to all wishing to incite a revolt.

5. What have nearly everyone who've ever met Sim said to him? Was it
a) You don't like me, do you?
b) Hello little girl, would you like a lollipop?
c) Kiss me, you mad fool!

5. In which year did the Russo-Japanese War kick off?

6. What has Tina the Troubled Teen been known to say on numerous occasions?

7. What kind of a clock did the Man/Woman who interviewed me in Oxford have on her wall?

8. Is it art?

9. Complete the following sentence in less than 10 words:
"I like Quite-Lite Margarine because..."

10. Think of a 10th question for my quiz. Points will be awarded for originality, incomprehensibility and use of the word Artichoke.

FINE PRINT:
1. Offer applies to those living in the UK only
2. You home may be at risk
3. Employees and relatives of Sam Ward need not apply
4. Employees and relatives of Andy Peters need not apply
5. Umm..
6. That's it.


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